Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 14, 2019

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago

    She appears to be smiling.

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    Be sure to fill him up before you bring him back.

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    Kaputnik  over 4 years ago

    Does this mean that she currently has a discourtesy husband?

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    the lost wizard  over 4 years ago

    Give me the truth Doc. Is he worth the cost now that the warranty has expired or should I be looking at an updated model with better features?

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    The health ins companies are influenced by the “Wife SWAP” reality show. DUMBEST SHOW ….E. V. E. R. ! (All reality shows are)

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    Stevefk  over 4 years ago

    Can she take him for a test drive first?

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 4 years ago

    All day now I’ll be mulling over how I can get myself a courtesy wife.

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    V45mikky Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Can she get a 20’s something, well endowed, hunk?

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    The Reader Premium Member over 4 years ago

    A Courteous husband? She’ll never come back for the old one!

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    DanFlak  over 4 years ago

    I told my wife that when she turned 40, I was going to turn her in for two 20’s. She told me I wasn’t wired for 220.

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    Perkycat  over 4 years ago

    Darn! I wasn’t offered this when my husband went into the hospital. Maybe I should ask for it next time. Do they have a line-up to pick from?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 4 years ago

    She took the offer, he comes with a loaner car..BMW 750i.

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    jel354  over 4 years ago

    Sounds like a nicer, more polite term than a loaner.

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    pchemcat  over 4 years ago

    Good Gosh! Why would I want a courtesy husband??? One man is more than enough to babysit, I mean, take care of.

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    I wonder if they are also court ious.

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    ekke  over 4 years ago

    Careful, somebody else probably drove him hard … never-ending honeydew list, doghouse quarters, henpecking, you know …

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    contralto2b  over 4 years ago

    I have been sans husband since the middle of March (he went into the hospital and rehab). He is supposed to come home on Wednesday. My daughter and I got so much work done without a husband underfoot. I wouldn’t mind if he stayed a couple of weeks more. At least until he was fully ambulatory. Will be a little hard to adjust to him being back.

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    Charlie Tuba  over 4 years ago

    Your Courtesy Husband does not suffer from ED

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