Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 24, 2019

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    dlasher  over 4 years ago

    Gosh, I hope he’s not a proctologist.

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    TXD2  over 4 years ago

    …because your insurance only pays if I fix it in 3-5 days. :)

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    Differentname  over 4 years ago

    Back in George Washington’s time they called themselves ‘heroic doctors.’ They treated his ailments with aggressive bleeding. They bleed old George to death, thus creating the tradition American health care has followed ever since…

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    DanFlak  over 4 years ago

    My orthopedic doctor was non-aggressive with my knee. He kept it patched up for about a dozen years. We both agreed at the end of that time that made sense to throw away the old one and get a new one. I walked a 5K four months later and last year I did three days on the Appalachian Trail I’d say that the operation was a success.

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    Nathan Daniels Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Now turn your head and cough………IF YOU STILL CAN!

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    J Quest  over 4 years ago

    prostate exams can be rough…

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    Richard L. Johnston  over 4 years ago

    First, let me share my steroids with you.

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    Plods with ...™  over 4 years ago

    ’Roid rage sux

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 4 years ago

    Dr. Schwarzenegger: You’ll be back!

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    There’s a little pill for every ache and pain. The pharmaceutical companies are the biggest drug pushers in America! Next are the docs who hand out their “samples” and an RX to go with it. BAH HUMBUG!

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Candy bar candy bar wooooaaaaaa candy bar!

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    bilbrlsn  over 4 years ago

    We are mortal. At their best medical professionals can extend the time we have to death or the ease with which we make our progress to that end. Just as we do with our attention or lack thereof to our own health.

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    My mother would have insisted that he treat it assertively because “aggressively” isn’t polite

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    mfrasca  over 4 years ago

    The rules of practicing good medicine:

    1. If it works, keep doing it.

    2. If it doesn’t work, stop doing it.

    3. If you don’t know what to do, don’t do anything.

    4. Don’t send your patient to a surgeon.

    Surgeons have similar rules except for #4. They substitute “internist” for “surgeon.”

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    TheWildSow  over 4 years ago

    Internists know everything and do nothing.

    Surgeons know nothing and do everything.

    Psychiatrists know nothing and do nothing.

    Pathologists know everything and do everything, but too late.

    And radiologists just sit around in the dark!

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