Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 06, 2019

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    Nachikethass  about 5 years ago

    So? Help yourself!

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    Duh!

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  about 5 years ago

    Well, there you go!

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    DanFlak  about 5 years ago

    I love the calls I get where the caller ID is my number. Come on, spammers at least change the last four digits!

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    JudyAz  about 5 years ago

    “I asked the clerk at the bookstore where the self-help section was. She replied that if she told me it would defeat the purpose.”

    sign on a Barnes & Noble (that unfortunately closed last year :(
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    the lost wizard  about 5 years ago

    Apparently my name is Steve and I live in India.

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    NaturLvr  about 5 years ago

    He just can’t help himself.

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    Indianapolis Smith  about 5 years ago

    What’s weird is that when I call the self-help hotline it also goes to his voice mail.

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    Dr_Fogg  about 5 years ago

    The Lord Helps those that help themselves. As long as they don’t help themselves to things that don’t belong to them

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    Concretionist  about 5 years ago

    Call God. I’m told he helps those who help themselves.

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    B UTTONS  about 5 years ago

    Welcome to the Personal Relationship Self-Help Hotline.

    If you wish to speak to Counselor Narcis Sist, press 1;

    If you wish to speak to any other Counselor, press 2;

    Sorry, your entry was not recognized; leave your message for Narcis Sist, or press 2 to continue;
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