So? Help yourself!
Duh!
Well, there you go!
I love the calls I get where the caller ID is my number. Come on, spammers at least change the last four digits!
“I asked the clerk at the bookstore where the self-help section was. She replied that if she told me it would defeat the purpose.”
Apparently my name is Steve and I live in India.
He just can’t help himself.
What’s weird is that when I call the self-help hotline it also goes to his voice mail.
The Lord Helps those that help themselves. As long as they don’t help themselves to things that don’t belong to them
Call God. I’m told he helps those who help themselves.
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July 17, 2015
Nachikethass about 5 years ago
So? Help yourself!
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
Duh!
NoSleepTil_BKLYN about 5 years ago
Well, there you go!
DanFlak about 5 years ago
I love the calls I get where the caller ID is my number. Come on, spammers at least change the last four digits!
JudyAz about 5 years ago
“I asked the clerk at the bookstore where the self-help section was. She replied that if she told me it would defeat the purpose.”
sign on a Barnes & Noble (that unfortunately closed last year :(the lost wizard about 5 years ago
Apparently my name is Steve and I live in India.
NaturLvr about 5 years ago
He just can’t help himself.
Indianapolis Smith about 5 years ago
What’s weird is that when I call the self-help hotline it also goes to his voice mail.
Dr_Fogg about 5 years ago
The Lord Helps those that help themselves. As long as they don’t help themselves to things that don’t belong to them
Concretionist about 5 years ago
Call God. I’m told he helps those who help themselves.
B UTTONS about 5 years ago
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