Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 14, 2019

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    Concretionist  about 4 years ago

    Too bad you didn’t show me before it scrolled past the introduction and title.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 4 years ago

    You’ll have to go look it up in one of your textbooks.

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    mddshubby2005  about 4 years ago

    “That’s just my End User License Agreement, Doc. Scroll to the end and click Accept.”

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    The Reader Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Looks like Printer’s Bleed!

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    pschearer Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Careful. It could progress into a fatal case of lorem ipsum.

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    Stevefk  about 4 years ago

    Wow, he must have had one heckuva tattoo artist with a lot of patience on both parts.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I’m keeping my eye out for a cardboard box clearly marked as having contained school books. I want to take it with me and tell my doctor, “Doc, I think I’ve got a textbook case.”

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    Well I just don’t know, but it’s written all over you…must be a clue somewhere….

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    J Short  about 4 years ago

    Go to a fortune teller and get a reading.

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    posse1 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    He could have him take a deep breath to read it easier.

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    Reaven  about 4 years ago

    God this is my entire medical career

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 4 years ago

    The doctor will make him out of print.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 4 years ago

    Just don’t write-off his life.

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    Digital Frog  about 4 years ago

    I’d start by removing his appendix, followed by the table of contents.

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    DoktorScheisskopf  about 4 years ago

    “Doc, I know I look like some jerk, but in reality I’m a prints.”

    Doc: “it’s written all over you. Now let’s check your hands for finger prints.”

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    WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Work in a print shop and fell asleep on the machine?

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    A Common 'tator  about 4 years ago

    or made. In each case,making new substances

    reacts). Bacteria happen

    they take years, or

    types are shown here. A reaction

    energy, (i e. 514-515). Is a

    making of bonds between

    light. This type of reaction is

    authentic reaction

    I copied this much before I became bored. Looks like a chemistry report or something similar.

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    gopher gofer  about 4 years ago

    looks like some type of skin condition…

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    oakie817  about 4 years ago

    most excellent

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