Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 10, 2019

“Here’s a hint – two syllables, rhymes with plastered.”

I will go with “Deformed Dolphins.”

I’ve met some people whose nose came from a bottle.

So, what do they call him?

Something that refers to his huge caboose.

Barrel Bottomed Knucklehead.

bubble butt…

I’ll bet he said that on porpoise!

Beer bellied bubble butt.

So Long And Thanks For The Fish

Lard butt!

Flippant Flipper…

Lard butt comes to mind!

LOL! That’s probably true!

“For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.” ― Douglas Adams

“…But we never speak ill of the man with the fish.”

Bottlebutt

That beak is waaay out of proportion for a bottle-nosed dolphin. Looks more like an Amazon River or Ganges River dolphin.

A wannabe MR. Limpett?

Shrimp dick

“Glutealy-enhanced.”