She doesn’t care about your mind. She only likes you for your looks.
Because you aren’t complex.
They ARE complex: when do I eat, where do I sleep, where do I poop??
Mr. Peabody began to realize his potential at a young age…
“Who’s a good boy!?”
Just roll with the cute thing. After all, it gets you extra treats!
Just the usual dogma…
If they want complexity, they get cats.
Eat, Poop, Sleep, Make noise, Smell. How complex is that?
“Uh, that’s ‘cats’”
Being complex is over-rated.
No one can tell at a glance that you’re complex, unless you sport a tessellation.
It’s the tail wagging thing that does it.
I didn’t get a pet because I wanted “complex”. In fact, pretty much the opposite.
July 17, 2015