Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 22, 2019

  1. Mm wp001
    allen@home  over 4 years ago

    Go get a cup of coffee. When you get back maybe then.

     •  Reply
  2. Jmao9763
    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    S’alright – half of them don’t realize they’re dead yet.

     •  Reply
  3. Edwin photo 2
    santa72404  over 4 years ago

    This is the way they were when they walked out in front of the SPLAT traffic.

     •  Reply
  4. Img 3705
    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Heaven Can Wait.

     •  Reply
  5. C9969abe b10d 49de b382 ab1511eff385
    amethyst52 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    When Hell freezes over.

     •  Reply
  6. Avatar2
    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 4 years ago

    If it was really heaven, cell phones would not be allowed.

     •  Reply
  7. Ghost
    Devils Knight  over 4 years ago

    What happened to the term "you can’t take it with you " shouldn’t that apply to cell phones

     •  Reply
  8. Missing large
    jrlind55  over 4 years ago

    I want whichever service provider they have.

     •  Reply
  9. Missing large
    DanFlak  over 4 years ago

    FOMO – fear of missing out. I get my information when I want it; not when someone else decides I should have it. I’m not a news reporter; I don’t need to “scoop” the rest of the world.

    I’d like to do an experiment. Place a person’s phone on a table next to a bed. Then strap the person to the bed and put a blood pressure cup on them. Then call the phone and also send text messages. Monitor the person’s blood pressure. I’ll bet it goes up in proportion to the number of missed messages.

    I am able to sit by calmly and ignore my phone ringing and pinging. In fact, I don’t answer it at all unless it has a ring tone associated with one of my contacts. I let the technology called voicemail work for me.

     •  Reply
  10. Copy of msg apa181
    The Brooklyn Accent  over 4 years ago

    They’re all frantically uploading their data to the cloud.

     •  Reply
  11. Missing large
    jazzman831 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    PHONES BAD

     •  Reply
  12. Photo 1501706362039 c06b2d715385
    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Phones be damned! I have to tell people to put their phones down if they want to talk with me….,it’s so nice you came to visit me! We’re having such a nice conversation….NOT!

     •  Reply
  13. Capture
    kate  over 4 years ago

    I ain’t got no phone. Does that mean no waiting? Data be damned – I have a soul purpose.

     •  Reply
  14. Wailingandgnashing
    vics_machine Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Call waiting.

     •  Reply
  15. Pa220005
    Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member over 4 years ago

    On the bright side (because I always look on the bright side of life), he’s got all of eternity for them to sign off. (and thinking of eternity — I guess their battery life gets a major boost too boot.)

     •  Reply
  16. Can flag
    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Reception is poor up there and those folk are wanting to take a selfie to send to their friends.

     •  Reply
  17. Waldo
    Indianapolis Smith  over 4 years ago

    “I promise, I got a text from Sue 45 minutes after she died!”

     •  Reply
  18. Missing large
    tbubble  over 4 years ago

    Purgatory?

     •  Reply
  19. P6220143.3
    everett_r0  over 4 years ago

    I think he just wants to open the trap door to hell under all of them…

     •  Reply
  20. Images
    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I was kayaking up in a serene mountain lake in the Cascades, and a couple of hundred yards away, a person was hollering into the cell phone, "You’ll never guess where I am……. Oregon….. OR e GON! A fisherman was sitting in his pedal-boat nearby just shaking his head.

     •  Reply
  21. Ubik
    Pharmakeus Ubik  over 4 years ago

    It wasn’t like this last time I visited. Where are all of the distressed souls screaming silently from just inside the gates?This is what happens when you let them take it with them. Funny how the Egyptians, the Norse, and the Han never had these problems.

     •  Reply
  22. 0584 l
    1MadHat Premium Member over 4 years ago

    If you want to get into heaven, give up your phone and be welcome.

    Or you can go elsewhere and have the phone ripped out of your hands and have it perpetually floating just out of reach. . . OOH, that would be nasty, wouldn’t it?

     •  Reply
  23. Brain guy dancing hg clr
    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    I’m absolutely certain that Heaven has no cell service.

     •  Reply
  24. Img 0014
    Charlie Tuba  over 4 years ago

    Otherwise: GO TO HELL!

     •  Reply
  25. 1djojn
    RobinHood  over 4 years ago

    This has been going on for a very long time now. After all Moses was the first person to download a Tablet from the cloud.

     •  Reply
  26. Calvin   hobbes   playtime in snow avatar flipped
    Andrew Sleeth  over 4 years ago

    Heaven’s more generous than I’d be.

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Speed Bump