Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 23, 2019

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    Superfrog  over 4 years ago

    And every time you acquire a delusion, I’ll pretend to take a dollar back.

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    “I can save them to pay off my psychiatrist, right?” “And there’s your first one – see how it works?”

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    PICTO  over 4 years ago

    So much for my illusion that fairies looked like Julia Roberts…

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago

    And have no illusions. This is the best offer you’re going to get.

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    Less Monday... More Friday  over 4 years ago

    I’m so disillusioned…

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    DanFlak  over 4 years ago

    This sounds like my previous employment: they pretended to pay me and I pretended to work.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    But I don’t want to pretend…..MOOOOOM!

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    Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Wait a sec here — the kid has an actual book on his nightstand? This whole thing has to be some kind of delusion!

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    DoktorScheisskopf  over 4 years ago

    Hence the term, “ buck teeth?”

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    the lost wizard  over 4 years ago

    Reality bites.

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    Dacker  Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I believe the appropriate word is “allusion” and not “illusion.” OOPS!

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  over 4 years ago

    Use Your Illusion (G’N’R)!

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    Leojim  over 4 years ago

    Question. Why are liberals so rude? You rarely see these kind of comments from people who are more conservative minded.

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    William Stoneham Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Democrats. There, I fixed for you.

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