Your going to stick that finger where.
Be glad that the finger is made of foam rubber.
He’s pro State – hope you’re not from Tech.
Wouldn’t #1 be a urologist…?
Mascot: “Say, while you’re looking down there, why don’t you tell me what I’M THINKING?!” Doctor: “Why do you ask that?!” Mascot: “Because you’re poking my brain!”
It’s going to feel like a #2 in reverse!
This might be uncomfortable….ALOT!!!
There’s a dirty joke in here with those horns he’s wearing… but I’m not going to say it.
Huh! Oh no you don’t! I’m outta heeeeeere!
I think that’s the finger my doctor uses when he does that exam? He says he uses two fingers but I swear he lost his watch up there .
Ewww! Foam?! I hope they don’t reuse it!
Now now. Be a brave little Viking.
Only the best – Digital Jumbotron!
“He had a prostate exam, eh? Rectum?”
“Yeah, damn near killed him!”
I once had a female doctor. As she was doing this part of the exam I told her, “One of the advantages of having a female doctor is that women tend to have skinnier fingers than men.”
She told me, “The same is true for female dentists.”
I responded, “I’m going to have to get this picture out of my mind before my next dental exam.”
My current doctor is male. I told him, “You realize that in six states this means we are married.”
Hope he’s not a Phanatic.
when my female doctor told me her intentions, I made the mistake of saying, maybe a little wine and dinner first?…
Viking reminds me of that Kris Kringle character.
“Turn your horns and cough”.
Don’t try that on my college mascot. You would not want to have 2 tons of angry longhorn on your fingertips.
I will never forget or forgive that female doctor at UCSD hospital. Long finger nails should be outlawed!
The one time you don’t want to be number one!
July 17, 2015