Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 02, 2019

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    allen@home  over 4 years ago

    Your going to stick that finger where.

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    oldpine52  over 4 years ago

    Be glad that the finger is made of foam rubber.

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    He’s pro State – hope you’re not from Tech.

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    PICTO  over 4 years ago

    Wouldn’t #1 be a urologist…?

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    electricshadow Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Mascot: “Say, while you’re looking down there, why don’t you tell me what I’M THINKING?!” Doctor: “Why do you ask that?!” Mascot: “Because you’re poking my brain!”

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 4 years ago

    It’s going to feel like a #2 in reverse!

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    mesotiny1  over 4 years ago

    This might be uncomfortable….ALOT!!!

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    VictoryRider  over 4 years ago

    There’s a dirty joke in here with those horns he’s wearing… but I’m not going to say it.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Huh! Oh no you don’t! I’m outta heeeeeere!

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    flemmingo  over 4 years ago

    I think that’s the finger my doctor uses when he does that exam? He says he uses two fingers but I swear he lost his watch up there .

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    tcayer  over 4 years ago

    Ewww! Foam?! I hope they don’t reuse it!

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    Ontman  over 4 years ago

    Now now. Be a brave little Viking.

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    DoktorScheisskopf  over 4 years ago

    Only the best – Digital Jumbotron!

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    DoktorScheisskopf  over 4 years ago

    “He had a prostate exam, eh? Rectum?”

    “Yeah, damn near killed him!”

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    DanFlak  over 4 years ago

    I once had a female doctor. As she was doing this part of the exam I told her, “One of the advantages of having a female doctor is that women tend to have skinnier fingers than men.”

    She told me, “The same is true for female dentists.”

    I responded, “I’m going to have to get this picture out of my mind before my next dental exam.”

    My current doctor is male. I told him, “You realize that in six states this means we are married.”

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Yumpin’ Yimminy!!!!

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    the lost wizard  over 4 years ago

    Hope he’s not a Phanatic.

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    oakie817  over 4 years ago

    when my female doctor told me her intentions, I made the mistake of saying, maybe a little wine and dinner first?…

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 4 years ago

    Viking reminds me of that Kris Kringle character.

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    namelocdet  over 4 years ago

    “Turn your horns and cough”.

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    TexTech  over 4 years ago

    Don’t try that on my college mascot. You would not want to have 2 tons of angry longhorn on your fingertips.

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    Zykoic  over 4 years ago

    I will never forget or forgive that female doctor at UCSD hospital. Long finger nails should be outlawed!

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    Charlie Tuba  over 4 years ago

    Bend over!

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    The one time you don’t want to be number one!

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