Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 27, 2019

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    allen@home  over 4 years ago

    Yea lady where is the evidence.

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    The kid was caught ‘in flagrante utero’.

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    Farside99  over 4 years ago

    Well, maybe I’ll rethink my opposition to post-birth abortion.

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    Assuming the provenance is air-tight, circumstantial evidence is sufficient. What I hear, though, is that most of them kick you in the kidney. While in the uterus, ’tis true.

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    Differentname  over 4 years ago

    Baby : I never asked to be born. Mommy : I never wanted to have you in the first place!. Daddy : Have a cigar!

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    donwalter  over 4 years ago

    …young Rudy…

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    basspro  over 4 years ago

    Ah yes babies a miracle of life delivered from “You Ter Us” thank you, moms everywhere.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Hmmmmm smart kid!

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 4 years ago

    Send him back and ask for a refund.

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    Kaputnik  over 4 years ago

    The phrase “which only a mother could love” comes to mind.

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    J Quest  over 4 years ago

    He passes the bra exam with every meal…

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    ArtyD2 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    What, no circumcision jokes?

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    coffeeturtle  over 4 years ago

    There were witnesses who saw you leaving the scene of the crime.

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    dlc52 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    He said, she said

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    joefearsnothing  over 4 years ago

    I’ll bet she has some witnesses who, at least, felt the effect of the kicks! ;o]

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    KEA  over 4 years ago

    This is not going to go well

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “There was NO kick pro quo!”

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    oakie817  over 4 years ago

    sounds like he knows a judge

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