Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 15, 2020

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    mddshubby2005  almost 4 years ago

    Call Tech Support – this looks like an interface issue.

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    B UTTONS  almost 4 years ago

    We get the runner-ups of the “Text and Drive” award from the Darwinian Society.

    Downtown, Dr. Coroner, gets to work with the winners.

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    allen@home  almost 4 years ago

    This one gave me a big chuckle.

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    Concretionist  almost 4 years ago

    Do you remember “hold the wheel at 10 and 2”? Now, with airbags, that’s dangerous. Hold the wheel at (or a bit below) 9 and 3.

    And if you’re holding the phone in my state, you’re asking to be fined up to $1000. Or looking down at it. We still allow you to use speak to it as long as your eyes are on the road.

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    Bryan Farht  almost 4 years ago

    It was your own fault. Nobody should have a phone the size of a brick…

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    Kaputnik  almost 4 years ago

    My new car has the hands free bluetooth feature to allow me to use my phone while driving. I prefer to keep bluetooth off, the phone set to vibrate, and driving itself as an excuse to ignore that vibrating phone.

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    Zev   almost 4 years ago

    Smart phone, dumb driver.

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    mapguy  almost 4 years ago

    5G impact force!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    Caught using the cell while driving….evidence is in lockup…locked up in his jaw, that is…

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Is there any way we can make this a thing? If you’re using your phone while driving, an airbag deploys, knocking the phone away from your hand (or into your face, as the case may be).

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    garcoa  almost 4 years ago

    First step is to check to see it the phone still works. Ask him for his cellphone number.

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    danholt Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I always wondered about this with people who drive with their little dogs on their lap…

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    YouTube has several collections of people doing stupid things while concentrating on their cell phones.

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 4 years ago

    Nobody should smoke a pipe or vape while driving and talking on a phone.

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    RobinHood  almost 4 years ago

    Contact a Wireless Technical Facility you know a WTF.

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    dsom8  almost 4 years ago

    He’s eating his just desserts.

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    KEA  almost 4 years ago

    some would say this is karma (or carma?)

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    the lost wizard  almost 4 years ago

    I’d say keep your mouth shut but that’s been looked after.

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    Ukko wilko  almost 4 years ago

    Looks like poetic justice to me.

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    D Ob-one B   almost 4 years ago

    Never pick your nose while driving!!! Seriously!!!

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    Lightpainter Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Note that eating while driving can be very dangerous. And i have seen women trying to apply makeup while driving…

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    Mostly Water Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    The upside is that he wasn’t taking a dick pic.

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    neatslob Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Yeah, he was looking at the phone while driving and ran into something, or someone. Leave it embedded in his face as a warning to other potential idiots.

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    j.l.farmer  almost 4 years ago

    that’s why they say don’t text and drive!

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