Well, that’s better than firewood.
Is he the one doing Geico commercials?
If he’d been carved from beech wood, maybe you could have gone for a nice visit along the shore. At least he wasn’t carved from pine: Nobody wants a puppet who spends all its time longing for something.
Just so long as he doesn’t drift to Deadwood.
If he was carved from poplar, he’d be a celebrity.
He’d be quaking in his boots if he was carved from aspen.
That guys half knots anyway.
EVERY TIME he tells a lie, his nose takes a turn for the worst….
If he wanted a puppy, would he carve one from bark?
Geppetto should have used Hollywood-his son would be a huge star by now…
Is his brother doing GEICO commercials?
If he was carved from a hardwood, he’d probably be sending letters from prison right now.
LOL. Is he working in a factree?
You know he is a liar too, those postcards are all Photoshopped.
That’s why Pin-occh-io’s carved from a pin oak.
Clever strip, I think.
What family member was used to make the postcard?
July 17, 2015