Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 05, 2020

Well, that’s better than firewood.

Is he the one doing Geico commercials?

If he’d been carved from beech wood, maybe you could have gone for a nice visit along the shore. At least he wasn’t carved from pine: Nobody wants a puppet who spends all its time longing for something.

Just so long as he doesn’t drift to Deadwood.

If he was carved from poplar, he’d be a celebrity.

He’d be quaking in his boots if he was carved from aspen.

That guys half knots anyway.

EVERY TIME he tells a lie, his nose takes a turn for the worst….

If he wanted a puppy, would he carve one from bark?

Geppetto should have used Hollywood-his son would be a huge star by now…

Is his brother doing GEICO commercials?

If he was carved from a hardwood, he’d probably be sending letters from prison right now.

LOL. Is he working in a factree?

You know he is a liar too, those postcards are all Photoshopped.

That’s why Pin-occh-io’s carved from a pin oak.

Clever strip, I think.

What family member was used to make the postcard?