Do you want a dog that will stand up to big lumber?
Bootsie receive campaign support from a Wolf Pac.
That colour doesn’t look too healthy. Better check into what Bootsie’s been eating.
In the message, Bootsie called her opponent a butt-kisser!
What kind of name is “Bootsie” for a boy?
It’s called Pee-Mail, and when he sniffs it afterwards it’s called smell-check.
I don’t know which is larger, a dog’s bladder or the gas tank on an SUV. My dog has to sprinkle every vertical surface including individual blades of grass.
A better name for the sender of the message would be “Bernie.”
“My name is Bootsie and I approve this load of crap I’m trying to hand you.”
But will it pass the sniff test?
July 17, 2015