Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 08, 2020

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    Dtroutma  almost 4 years ago

    What if they sold tickets to wars and nobody bought one?

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    “Yeah, I’m here to pick up 6,000 will call tickets. I think it’s probably under ‘Horde.’”

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Looks kind of like a Monty Python sketch.

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    RobinHood  almost 4 years ago

    Every Renaissance Festival entrance, everwhere.

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    jpayne4040  almost 4 years ago

    “What we have here is—-failure to communicate!”

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I guess he had reservations about the attack.

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    garcoa  almost 4 years ago

    They say that due to COVID-19, they only allow one attacker in at a time, and they must physical distance from the inhabitants.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 4 years ago

    Normally you’ d see a moat, it provides protection in a round-about way.

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    the lost wizard  almost 4 years ago

    Didn’t they get the message that the season was cancelled?

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    cuzinron47  almost 4 years ago

    Must be Robert of Locksley.

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 4 years ago

    If they’re using Ticketmaster, then this war will cost them twice what it should.

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    UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Hey, he has “front row” tickets!

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