Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 29, 2020

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    santa72404  about 3 years ago

    Yes mom I still haven’t married and given you grandkids.

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    mddshubby2005  about 3 years ago

    Now, open your mouth and say “Aaaaaaa-ll of you never call anymore.”

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    jpayne4040  about 3 years ago

    He became a doctor and she’s still disappointed in him.

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    Trond Sätre Premium Member about 3 years ago

    But your son is a doctor, ma’am! There’s no pleasing some people.

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    John Smith  about 3 years ago

    She wanted him to be a gynecologist

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    listmom  about 3 years ago

    My grandfather had two successful sons. Someone congratulated him on them, but he said, “So one’s a psychologist and the other’s a urologist. What I needed was a plumber!”

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    dflak  about 3 years ago

    I do a lot of aerobic exercise. Consequently, my lungs have a lot of tidal capacity. The air at the bottom of my lungs gets stale every now and then and I take a deep breath and sigh. I have to warn my co-workers that this is a physiological reaction and not a commentary on what they might be saying at the moment.

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    the lost wizard  about 3 years ago

    Unless this is a social visit on Medicare time, she should really be looking for another doctor.

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    Andrew Sleeth  about 3 years ago

    What, you wanted him to be a lawyer?!

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    Lightpainter Premium Member about 3 years ago

    The smartest guy in Dilbert is the garbage man.

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    midwesttour2  about 3 years ago

    He’s not a chiropractor…he’s a real M.D.

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    cuzinron47  about 3 years ago

    But look at the money you would have made as a Plastic Surgeon in California.

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    Earthling Premium Member over 2 years ago

    When I became a parent, I figured out why moms sigh like that. They’re taking a deep breath to calm themselves so they don’t rip Junior’s head off.

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