Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 30, 2020

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    Strob Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    That’s crazy talk, woman!

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    Farside99  almost 4 years ago

    Gotta go back. I’ve hit the mother lode!

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Yes, I do!

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    mddshubby2005  almost 4 years ago

    “Hey Martha! I just found the best take-out restaurant ever! It’s called ‘Bait Shop’!”

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    scote1379 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Sounds like my Wife !

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    scote1379 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Nag Nag Nag !

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    mjjk1985  almost 4 years ago

    Hahaha sounds like me! My husband carries so many in at once, that he’s torn the straps on my cloth bags. That was when we could still use them. I do appreciate when he can help, though, so there is a trade off.

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    bjh15202  almost 4 years ago

    The original Grub Hub, delivering actual grubs.

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    HunterIsACriminal  almost 4 years ago

    Must have gotten up awfully early.

    Bait store has a sale going on: buy one can of worms, get the next at half-off.

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    losflemings  almost 4 years ago

    i feel yah

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    dflak  almost 4 years ago

    Just HOW early did that bird get up?

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    During these uncertain times………..

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    Just like not asking for directions, they just won’t do two trips….LOL

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 4 years ago

    “But this way, I can do my Cthulhu impression!”

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    colcam  almost 4 years ago
    It is a hint at how much stronger we are than our ancestors— a hundred years ago six grown men could not have carried fifty dollars worth of groceries, while today a twelve year old girl can easily carry fifty dollars worth and not even break a sweat.
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    Lightpainter  almost 4 years ago

    You assume he got up early to get those worms. But…what if he got up late, and they sold him a bunch of old, half dead worms that no one else would buy? We need a government agency overseeing the quality control of worms being sold past their due date.

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    AndrewSihler  almost 4 years ago

    There’s a wise Latvian proverb that says that “a lazy person has four hands”.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 4 years ago

    It’s owl or nothing.

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    the lost wizard  almost 4 years ago

    We’ve been asked to make as few trips as possible.

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    Concretionist  almost 4 years ago

    Boss of a fencing company arrives on site to find Lester carrying one  fence post from the truck to the fence location. Just then, Roger arrives at the truck and picks up 8 posts to carry away. The boss starts in on Lester, who immediately excuses himself: “Just because Roger  is too lazy to make more trips why are you picking on me‽ ”

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    tung cha cha cha  almost 4 years ago

    I admit I try to carry as many bags as possible so as not to have to make a lot of trips from the car to the house.

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    ekw555  almost 4 years ago

    Cthulhu ?

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    It’s a man thing…

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