Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 08, 2020

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    RAGs  over 3 years ago

    But it DOES give her something to fall back on.

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    eromlig  over 3 years ago

    A sheep in Mohawk’s clothing.

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    SHIVA  over 3 years ago

    Like cutting your own hair, in these pandemic times!!!

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    danketaz Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Do you suppose that’s how the dimetrodon got started?

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 3 years ago

    He can always go as a toaster for Halloween.

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    jpayne4040  over 3 years ago

    Don’t worry about it! It’s perfect! It will become the next big thing in fashion! (-:

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    MayCauseBurns  over 3 years ago

    I recently became a widower, and one of the zillion things I have to get used to now is I no longer have someone willing to shave my back.

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    dflak  over 3 years ago

    I’ve been using my beard trimmer to give myself a haircut. I have to say that the results are acceptable – at least what I can see. I can’t see the back of my head. I have no idea what it looks like back there.

    It must be good enough – people behind me at the store don’t snicker.

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    pathfinder  over 3 years ago

    My first thought was “Hmmmm … Shark in sheep’s clothing.”

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    jel354  over 3 years ago

    Nearly shear genius.

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    Stevefk  over 3 years ago

    Just use your selfie stick and nail that hard to reach spot.

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    D Ob-one B   over 3 years ago

    You mean shear, right?

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    PO' DAWG  over 3 years ago

    Now dye it green or pink or something.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 3 years ago

    It’s all gone pear-sheeped.

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    J Short  over 3 years ago

    It looks like you got a handle on your shaving.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Well Mohawks are not in style but if EWE want to help meeee…..

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I like to think this explains the occasional back beard I see at the pool. Otherwise, I can’t imagine why someone would leave a triangle of hair on their backs thinking, “Yeah, that looks good.”

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    the lost wizard  over 3 years ago

    What the flock happened to you?

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    NaturLvr  over 3 years ago

    If my hair gets much longer, I fear this may be my look before long.

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    Daeder  over 3 years ago

    It’s the latest hairstyle; the ewehawk.

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    frenchkisses  over 3 years ago

    I introduce ewe to the hunchback of Notre Dame.

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    tee929  over 3 years ago

    Watch out—he is just trying to pull the wool over ewe!

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    Just mount a lawnmower on top of a pair of sawhorses and walk under it.

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member over 3 years ago


    A sheep shark!!

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    angelolady Premium Member over 3 years ago

    This is funny! And the sheep are cute.

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    cwg  over 3 years ago

    The other sheep looks startled at the spot you didn’t miss.

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