Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 09, 2020

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    Ed A.  over 3 years ago

    …or close the laptop.

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    mddshubby2005  over 3 years ago

    “Just wait another hour or two – the batteries’ gotta die on that thing eventually.”

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “Okay, Zoomer.”

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    The problem with analogies

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    cdward  over 3 years ago

    I just turn off my video and mute myself. Everyone assumes I’m taking a call or in the restroom. Of course, that’s only if I sign in in the first place.

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    jpayne4040  over 3 years ago

    Now you think of it!

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    pathfinder  over 3 years ago

    I told my children when we first got Internet (1980s) not to do anything online that they wouldn’t want their Mom to see and that once it’s on the Internet, you can’t call it back or erase it or get a do over.

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    PO' DAWG  over 3 years ago

    “I gotta pee.”

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    dflak  over 3 years ago

    In my job, I frequently attend video meetings every day. Projected up on the screen is what normally would be projected on the screen in the conference room.

    Everyone does a good job keeping their mikes on mute and only the president of the company and one of his veeps ever use video. FYI: both are wearing masks even though they are in their own offices.

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    clayusmcret Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Go OFF the grid. It’s life changing.

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    garcoa  over 3 years ago

    When you are behind the couch together, you might as well make good use of the time.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 3 years ago

    Life-sized cardboard cutouts.

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    the lost wizard  over 3 years ago

    I just remembered why we never used to visit them or have them over.

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    ladycalico  over 3 years ago

    I have a Beany Baby Puppy on the top of my screen with one paw covering the camera!

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    Digital Frog  over 3 years ago

    Just turn off the video and change your avatar to a silhouette with the text “Connecting…”

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