Actually, I’m contemplating global domination!
Neither. My hands are stuck.
I mistaken the Gorilla Glue for the hand sanitizer.
When it goes on for hours, it’s no longer just sanitizing.
She will worry when he lets out an evil laugh.
I went to my doctor’s office the other day and before I went in i had my temp taken. Then I had to use their hand sanitizer and boy did it stink!
He’s probably not certain himself any more.
At this point, I’d bet on the second one!
I never really paid much attention to hand sanitizer. I would wash my hands when I got home or whenever I used the rest room. Out and about during the day I really did not pay attention.
Now it is different. I do not leave home without it. Fortunately, my wife always gave me hand sanitizer as a stocking stuffer art Christmas, so I have a about a half-dozen personal sized bottles that I can refill from the big bottle.
I have on in the notch on the armrest of my car. When I can, I leave the window open and upon returning to the car, reach in and grab it and sanitize my hands. I don’t think I’ve touched my car with contaminated hands yet.
However, it is a weird sensation using this bottle. If the car has been in the sun, the temperature is 150 degrees, then as it rapidly evaporates it cools down dramatically.
He gets that from watching reruns of Monk.
I’ll tell ,only if you let me know what today is!
It’s either this or your neck. It’s been too long.
Why not both?
Uh, did he just squirt sanitizer on his hands? Does he even have sanitizer with him?
“Excellent!” – Montgomery Burns
I used to have a similar problem with the people who just walked along talking to nobody and not holding an obvious phone: Crazy or Blue Tooth? (It’s still not obvious, but the odds of it being Blue Tooth have gotten so much larger that I’m okay with it).
July 17, 2015