Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 05, 2020

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    allen@home  over 3 years ago

    I wonder where he took the core sample to send in for the DNA test.

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    RAGs  over 3 years ago
    He learned about his heritage. (Knock on wood),
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    mddshubby2005  over 3 years ago

    The Blue Fairy must’ve supplied that 5 percent. Or it’s lacquer.

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    JoanHelen  over 3 years ago

    Is this Pinochio?

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    Zykoic  over 3 years ago

    Wait a minute! Dad’s came back 100% Birch.

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    meg_grif  over 3 years ago

    In his case, DNA stands for Deceptive Nasal Augmentation.

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    Kaputnik  over 3 years ago

    Well, at least he knows he’s not a son of a beech.

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    Zev   over 3 years ago

    He really is a chip off the old blocks.

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    Crowmeus  over 3 years ago

    If you go by the Disney version, he was made entirely of pine. The Blue Fairy said so.

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    J Quest  over 3 years ago

    The last 5% is termites…

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    dflak  over 3 years ago

    Looks like the composition of the forest in my back yard.

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    FassEddie  over 3 years ago

    Hmmm, for a beloved storybook character, he’s not as Poplar as I thought.

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    paul  over 3 years ago

    You’d think he wood have known.

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    J Short  over 3 years ago

    Should change his name to Forest.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I guess they couldn’t figure outthe feather.

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    Homer J  over 3 years ago

    Just a chip off the ol’ block, of wood that is.

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    harry49  over 3 years ago

    Isn’t that what a colonoscopy is for?

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I think that 5% must be the paint/stain that Mr. Geppetto used.. or, the hinges

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    RevDEC  over 3 years ago


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    Another Take  over 3 years ago

    Wooden you know it?

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Researching his family tree(s).

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    the lost wizard  over 3 years ago

    New version of Roots.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  over 3 years ago

    It’s the unvarnished truth.

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    ChazNCenTex  over 3 years ago

    He’s not petrified.

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    gammaguy  over 3 years ago

    That last 5% is Formica, but their test doesn’t cover that.

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    MoeJoe  over 3 years ago

    That DNA result is all wrong! He was mostly pine!

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