I wonder where he took the core sample to send in for the DNA test.
The Blue Fairy must’ve supplied that 5 percent. Or it’s lacquer.
Is this Pinochio?
Wait a minute! Dad’s came back 100% Birch.
In his case, DNA stands for Deceptive Nasal Augmentation.
Well, at least he knows he’s not a son of a beech.
He really is a chip off the old blocks.
If you go by the Disney version, he was made entirely of pine. The Blue Fairy said so.
The last 5% is termites…
Looks like the composition of the forest in my back yard.
Hmmm, for a beloved storybook character, he’s not as Poplar as I thought.
You’d think he wood have known.
Should change his name to Forest.
I guess they couldn’t figure outthe feather.
Just a chip off the ol’ block, of wood that is.
Isn’t that what a colonoscopy is for?
I think that 5% must be the paint/stain that Mr. Geppetto used.. or, the hinges
Wooden you know it?
Researching his family tree(s).
New version of Roots.
It’s the unvarnished truth.
He’s not petrified.
That last 5% is Formica, but their test doesn’t cover that.
That DNA result is all wrong! He was mostly pine!
July 17, 2015