Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 30, 2020

I don’t know. You look like you could beat the crap out of that lion.

What are you talking about you can take him

With all the meat on your bones you can sacrifice yourself for the good of the herd. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one.

Beat the lion over the head with the dumbbells.

Which one of them is Epstein’s friend, Gazelle Maxwell?

Well, you could try hurling those weights at the lion. It may not change the outcome, but you may as well do what you can.

Well, stand there and fight, coward. Put those muscles to use!

Lion: “… BIG, meaty! I’m gonna eat his lunch!”

You’d think he’d be fast, after all, he’s wearing a Speedo.

course, he can beat the heck out of that lion now

That’s an Antivaxer who’s finding out how herd immunity doesn’t work out sometimes.

Actually since he’s all muscle, he’ll be quite tough.

Whatever you were doing, it’s leg day now.

Not to worry. The lion’s after the weakest member of the herd.

Useless gym muscles in this case anyway

Throw a dumbbell at him.

Or turn around and start punching and kicking.

Stand your ground! Fight back!