Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 31, 2020

He’s lieing through his baleen.

Abort the mission

He doesn’t believe in asking for guidance, I suppose!

That would have been a plausible excuse ~3 million years ago, when the Isthmus of Panama formed.

Maybe you have a problem following directions.

I knew I should have turned left at Albuquerque!

It was a fluke in the programming.

Now, just hump back to the water or you’ll be sad and blue.

Hoping to find out more about smartphones for whales. Waterproof, receive signals underwater and giant screens. I’m sure they could be marketed to humans.

His natural sense of direction has gone kaflooey again….

He always thinks he’s Wright.

Back in the 70s after the freedom marches, peaceful sit-ins, etc.. I figured out whales were beaching in protest of what we were doing to the oceans in terms of pollution.

Just take it back to the store and get an updated model.

Recalculating!

GPS should help you be punctuwhale.

We trip into water fountains and off docks while looking at phones so why not whales falling onto a beach.

Men will never ask for directions.

Quit your wailing.

Do whales use cell phones? I thought they used iPods.

She insisted that he should stop and ask for directions at that last whaling station…

Well, that’s better than being a nuclear tipped missile. 42.

Stupid whale. GPS is a system of satellites and knows nothing at all about landmarks. He should have gotten something with maps, like a navigation system.

Back-beach driver.

hope the tide comes in soon!

The 2016 navigation update from Honda still didn’t know about a commercial shopping “village” that was built in 1999.