Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 23, 2020

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    chireef  over 3 years ago

    in 100 degree heat

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    Kaputnik  over 3 years ago

    One of the regulars I see when I go for a morning walk is a woman who I’d judge to be in her 80s, with a severe spinal curvature that has her leaning to her right. But she’s always out there walking, without a cane, and I have the greatest respect for that.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Miscalculating…

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    posse1 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    So you must be at school?

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    donwalter  over 3 years ago

    Those kids sat beside me in school…

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Hurry home, I hear there are some kids on your lawn!!

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    akachman Premium Member over 3 years ago

    In bare feet!

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    J Short  over 3 years ago

    Half of his Fitbit reading came from the effort of trying to dress himself.

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    Zev   over 3 years ago

    I started wearing one a few months ago. It’s crazy. Yesterday I spent 45 minutes mowing my back yard in 89 degree heat index, and it showed as nothing. Last night I took a tv commercial break to nuke some leftovers for a snack and it popped up as 13 minutes of activity.

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Hey, at least they’re walking.

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    Plods with ...™  over 3 years ago

    Wussies… They have shoes.

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    Didn’t calibrate for weather, did we?

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    gammaguy  over 3 years ago

    To elementary school?

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    The Brooklyn Accent  over 3 years ago

    “These are the Good Old Days.”—Carly Simon

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    coffeemom88  over 3 years ago

    And we did!! LOL

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    TexTech  over 3 years ago

    Years ago, I was driving beside a walking/jogging trail one early winter afternoon. It was drizzling rain and about 45-50 degrees when I saw some buff guy come jogging by in his running shorts and shirtless. I was thinking he was just being some kind of showoff. But then about 100 yard behind him I see some guy, in his 70s at least, chugging along the same trail in his running shorts and tank top. Had to readjust my evaluation to simply two crazy (to my thinking) health nuts.

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    dsom8  over 3 years ago

    I always enjoyed my Fitbit announcing I’d reached the 10,000-step goal for the day – as I was rocking in my recliner! (True story)

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    The geriatric version.

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    Altar_Ego  over 3 years ago

    With a hot potato in each coat pocket to keep our hands warm

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