He was made into pulp fiction, except the writer was crap.
I know of a company that’s mixing tree seeds (of your choice) into a paper urn. Plant the whole thing and watch as a beautiful CO₂-eating O₂ emitting tree grows from their ashes.
It’s mulch ado about nothing.
He still has a shot at appearing in Groo comics.
Chip off the ol block
I had some trees cut down in the vicinity of my pool. I had enough wood pulp in the pool to keep a paper mill going for three days.
This is a grave decision
Should’ve stayed as he was then, according to Joyce Kilmer.
Mulch Ado About Nothing!
He won’t be remembered for his gallantree.
I go to pieces …
I’m gonna write a novel entitled “Mulch”
There was a MUCH crappier possibility…
I honestly don’t get the joke. Although, the comments sure are humorous.
That’s what happens when you hang out in the cypress grove with your friends.
Now he is a part of the circle of life. Cue Sir Elton
At least he’s in a growth industry.
Nice, but waaay too late.
But he had a bit part in Fargo.
he must of thought he was going to be pages in a book at the library.
he was really hoping for something like poplar fiction…
I haven’t used tree mulch in almost 20 years. I buy cocoa shell mulch. It’s environmentally friendly and smells like chocolate around the house for about 2-3 weeks
July 17, 2015