Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 26, 2020

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    Superfrog  over 3 years ago

    Mulch fiction.

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    B UTTONS  over 3 years ago

    He was made into pulp fiction, except the writer was crap.

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    I know of a company that’s mixing tree seeds (of your choice) into a paper urn. Plant the whole thing and watch as a beautiful CO₂-eating O₂ emitting tree grows from their ashes.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 3 years ago

    It’s mulch ado about nothing.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 3 years ago

    He still has a shot at appearing in Groo comics.

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    Zev   over 3 years ago
    It could have been worse, such as being flushed down the toilet. Now THAT is a sorry ending.
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    ArtyD2 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Chip off the ol block

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    dflak  over 3 years ago

    I had some trees cut down in the vicinity of my pool. I had enough wood pulp in the pool to keep a paper mill going for three days.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    This is a grave decision

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    mddshubby2005  over 3 years ago

    Should’ve stayed as he was then, according to Joyce Kilmer.

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    kelese  over 3 years ago

    Mulch Ado About Nothing!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 3 years ago

    He won’t be remembered for his gallantree.

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    I go to pieces …

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    cooganm Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I’m gonna write a novel entitled “Mulch”

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    mfrasca  over 3 years ago

    Mulche’s Odyssey

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    waes-hael  over 3 years ago

    There was a MUCH crappier possibility…

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I honestly don’t get the joke. Although, the comments sure are humorous.

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    sandflea  over 3 years ago

    That’s what happens when you hang out in the cypress grove with your friends.

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    mi_sbs  over 3 years ago

    Now he is a part of the circle of life. Cue Sir Elton

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    the lost wizard  over 3 years ago

    At least he’s in a growth industry.

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    NatureBatsLast  over 3 years ago

    Nice, but waaay too late.

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    Phydeux  over 3 years ago

    But he had a bit part in Fargo.

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    j.l.farmer  over 3 years ago

    he must of thought he was going to be pages in a book at the library.

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    he was really hoping for something like poplar fiction…

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    KeithJ63  over 3 years ago

    I haven’t used tree mulch in almost 20 years. I buy cocoa shell mulch. It’s environmentally friendly and smells like chocolate around the house for about 2-3 weeks

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