Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 31, 2020

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    FreihEitner Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Evidently I am too close.

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    mddshubby2005  over 3 years ago

    “But while you’re this close, remember to buy Plainwell Ice Cream.”

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    I think I could read that from 2 meters. Of course if you’re reading it inside then you probably should go outside to read it…

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    Imagine  over 3 years ago

    Oh no, I can read it.

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    amethyst52 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    If you’re this close introduce yourself.

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    SHIVA  over 3 years ago

    Hey, that’s a great idea for a mask!!

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    RobinHood  over 3 years ago

    I have one that says “Back off man I’m a scientist.”

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    wrloftis  over 3 years ago

    Nice l’il’ tribute to Jef Mallett.

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    everett_r0  over 3 years ago

    Haven’t seen any with that written on them, he should market them, might make a bundle….

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    jpayne4040  over 3 years ago

    Actually, that’s a really good idea.

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    Peg Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I love that he’s wearing a Plainwell Ice Cream shirt! You did a cartoon years ago that had someone wearing a shirt from Spring Lake MI. I live driving distance from both of those cities

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    sweetaddietude  over 3 years ago

    I’d like to see one that says “The mask goes over your nose” – I’d definitely buy

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    Doctor Toon  over 3 years ago

    I want one, but that’s how I felt about being around people before I had to wear a mask

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    pathamil  over 3 years ago

    They should make a mask pre-printed with a “Hello, My name is…” badge.

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    ro.boat  over 3 years ago

    I like the plug for Plainwell Ice Cream.

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    kartis  over 3 years ago

    Mine would say “Not a chin guard.”

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The problem is that people who can’t read it will walk up closer to you till they can.

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    J Short  over 3 years ago

    They need one with Yosemite Sam saying “Back Off!”

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    J Short  over 3 years ago

    I have thought of drawing a smile on mine. I miss seeing people smile.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 3 years ago

    If you can read this thank your 1st grade teacher.

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    bobgreenwade  over 3 years ago

    I am sooooooo tempted to steal this for my own use (in my Zazzle stores).

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I have one of those.

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    vics_machine Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I scream, you scream…


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    syzygy47  over 3 years ago

    I thought wearing a mask was in lieu of the six foot distance. That’s why health officials were saying if you’re outdoors and apart, a mask is unnecessary. Or in a car by yourself. The worst part for me is how it’s turning my GF into a paranoid basket case. Like Felix Unger on crack.

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    drycurt  over 3 years ago

    At least “you’re” is spelled correctly.

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    Cactus-Pete  over 3 years ago

    Why is he wearing a t-shirt with words that require someone to get even closer to read? Apparently not very bright.

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    tee929  over 3 years ago

    …"and now a message from Dr. Fauci and the “old CDC”.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I actually saw someone wear a mask that showed those exact words

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