Caffeine works slower than a lot of other medications.
Oh the irony! The fact that I don’t drink anything with caffeine makes this even funnier to me.
Physician, heal thyself.
Coffee is a start up for most people.
He can’t speak fast enough to fit it all into the time that the insurance company allows him per patient unless he’s really hyped up.
Drugs either make your body do something it doesn’t want to do, or stops it from doing something it wants to do.
Hmmm… Dr. Johnson NEVER has a second cup of coffee at home.
Must be the Folger’s Crystals!
Never mind, I’ll be seeing Dr. Gutman.
My cardiologist, “No, your good, see you in three months.” “Any questions?” “No, your good, see you in three months.”
It says, “If you have an erection lasting 3 or more hours see your doctor. I can see you, but it still hasn’t gone away!”
July 17, 2015