Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 28, 2020

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    allen@home  about 3 years ago

    Caffeine works slower than a lot of other medications.

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    jpayne4040  about 3 years ago

    Oh the irony! The fact that I don’t drink anything with caffeine makes this even funnier to me.

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    Zev   about 3 years ago

    Physician, heal thyself.

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    Zebrastripes  about 3 years ago

    Coffee is a start up for most people.

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    Nyckname  about 3 years ago

    He can’t speak fast enough to fit it all into the time that the insurance company allows him per patient unless he’s really hyped up.

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    J Short  about 3 years ago

    Drugs either make your body do something it doesn’t want to do, or stops it from doing something it wants to do.

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    Indianapolis Smith  about 3 years ago

    Hmmm… Dr. Johnson NEVER has a second cup of coffee at home.

    Must be the Folger’s Crystals!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 3 years ago

    Never mind, I’ll be seeing Dr. Gutman.

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    PO' DAWG  about 3 years ago

    My cardiologist, “No, your good, see you in three months.” “Any questions?” “No, your good, see you in three months.”

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    KEA  about 3 years ago


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    mwksix  about 3 years ago

    It says, “If you have an erection lasting 3 or more hours see your doctor. I can see you, but it still hasn’t gone away!”

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