Once at work they gave everyone stress balls. Guy I worked with managed to break his and got the powder inside all over his keyboard. His command of English nuances wasn’t great (from China), so it was hilarious when he emailed everyone in the department with the warning “Don’t squeeze your balls over the keyboard.” Funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
Superfrog about 1 year ago
It wasn’t borrowed. It was fetched.
Concretionist about 1 year ago
That’s what the little plastic tennis ball atlatl is for.
Imagine about 1 year ago
Don’t get all stressed about it.
jasonsnakelover about 1 year ago
But do you know?
As You Wish (ex Stillfickled) Premium Member about 1 year ago
Rover had it.
Doug K about 1 year ago
We could check for DNA, but there is no one else in the office who would leave this kind of sample.
The Reader Premium Member about 1 year ago
It’s not doing its job if it doesn’t stress you out.
westcarleton about 1 year ago
Once at work they gave everyone stress balls. Guy I worked with managed to break his and got the powder inside all over his keyboard. His command of English nuances wasn’t great (from China), so it was hilarious when he emailed everyone in the department with the warning “Don’t squeeze your balls over the keyboard.” Funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
jpayne4040 about 1 year ago
Caught red-mouthed.
jbrandt1828 about 1 year ago
Dogs always get blamed.
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
Ewww. It’s lost its bounce!
Imagine about 1 year ago
Have you asked the sliming ghost one row over?
KEA about 1 year ago
Oh gee I hope not.
julie.mason1 Premium Member about 1 year ago
Yes WWG1, we need to fight the evil of those who want to trash our Constitution to empower a loser Stalin want-to-be. “F” Don!