“You got it all slobbery, too.”
Let typing dogs lie. Like rugs!
It wasn’t borrowed. It was fetched.
That’s what the little plastic tennis ball atlatl is for.
Don’t get all stressed about it.
But do you know?
Rover had it.
We could check for DNA, but there is no one else in the office who would leave this kind of sample.
It’s not doing its job if it doesn’t stress you out.
Once at work they gave everyone stress balls. Guy I worked with managed to break his and got the powder inside all over his keyboard. His command of English nuances wasn’t great (from China), so it was hilarious when he emailed everyone in the department with the warning “Don’t squeeze your balls over the keyboard.” Funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
Dogs always get blamed.
Ewww. It’s lost its bounce!
Have you asked the sliming ghost one row over?
Oh gee I hope not.
Yes WWG1, we need to fight the evil of those who want to trash our Constitution to empower a loser Stalin want-to-be. “F” Don!
July 17, 2015