Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 31, 2022

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    stevesilver48  6 months ago

    You’ll get the shoes and phone back in due time.

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    jasonsnakelover  6 months ago

    But he wants to use the phone to take a video and pictures of you.

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    Asharah  6 months ago

    Must be the aliens that water can kill

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    AtariDragon  6 months ago

    So that’s where the TSA comes from.

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    Jayalexander  6 months ago

    Man am I old. (how old are you). I’m SO old I remember when people dressed up to fly and they just walked in an airport and onto a plane. Men had their hip flask and ordered a soda. Women smoked using a fancy cigarette holder. “Here’s looking at you kid”.

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    wi3leong Premium Member 6 months ago

    FYI, a water bottle is OK if it’s empty (With TSA, Grays I don’t know)

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    “So … if I say ‘No.’, if I don’t, if I refuse, will you just send me back?

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    dflak  6 months ago

    It’s still a better boarding procedure than American Airlines.

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    Michael Helwig  6 months ago

    So even the aliens are throwing away plastic?

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    smoore47  6 months ago

    I’m old enough to remember 747s having piano bars on the upperdeck.

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    goboboyd  6 months ago

    Remove your belt. The probing will begin shortly.

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    Going through security, I was yanked out of line and this officer made me stand with my arms straight out, and my feet spread….This was in front of God and everyone there…She proceeded to take that f-in wand and run it up and down my legs two times, mind you, I was wear a sun dress….she wasn’t a very nice person! WTF! They have screens to put you behind if she wanted to do that good a search….(@@)

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    cjger Premium Member 6 months ago

    I hate when this happens to me.

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    RobinHood  6 months ago

    Screw you, Mister Spaceman, I never wanted this trip anyway.

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    Buckeye67  6 months ago

    Boy those aliens are strict.

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    boltjenkins1  6 months ago

    I hated how the Oakland Coliseum had this no outside beverages policy, so I couldn’t bring in a bottle of water.

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    namelocdet  6 months ago

    I vividly remember Smoking/non-smoking sections and ashtrays built into the arm rests on airplanes. Also, food served on china with metal knives and forks.

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    Mr.JP  6 months ago

    ETSA

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