Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 07, 2022

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    stevesilver48  4 months ago

    She knows how to keep her ducks in order. (Those ARE ducks aren’t they?)

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    backyardcowboy  4 months ago

    The Ducklings are all a-Twitter.

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    dflak  4 months ago

    Good one.

    We don’t have ducks on our lake, but we do have geese. When they go swimming, one of the adult (I will presume mom – I really can’t tell and since I am not a goose, it doesn’t matter) is in front, the goslings are in the middle and poppa follows in the rear – all in a tight little straight line flotilla.

    Our lake is ideally suited for geese. About half of it is half a goose plus a goose neck deep. So all they have to do is tilt themselves downward so their but is in the air when they want to eat something from the muddy bottom.

    One day, mom got as sudden urge for a snack and she stopped abruptly and went tail up in the water. This resulted in a three-gosling collision as her offspring piled into her rear end. She came up rather indignantly and honked at them.

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    Nuliajuk  4 months ago

    Next thing you know, you end up falling in a storm drain and those huge hairless apes have to lift you out.

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    jel354  4 months ago

    They already have the face for a perfectly humorous selfie.

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    amaneaux  4 months ago

    “That, and the fact that you’ll probably drop it in the water.”

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    Zebrastripes  4 months ago

    This quacks me up! Good for her!

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    Daltongang Premium Member 4 months ago

    Good parent/Bad parent.

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    drds2  4 months ago

    Smartphones should be banned. Mind-numbing, and dangerous.

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    CeceliaWD Premium Member 4 months ago

    Excellent.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  4 months ago

    It’s enough to make your head swim.

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    backyardcowboy  4 months ago

    https://www.amazon.com/dp/B099SZKLP9/?coliid=I3D3AOISJLAHDG&colid=9DE8UPRD7BYI&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it&customId=B07535YPZC&th=1&psc=1

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    cuzinron47  4 months ago

    You can’t keep your ducks in a roll with those things.

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    megiggles  4 months ago

    Domestic ducks, not wild.

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    BigBoy  4 months ago

    Smartphone zombie ducks. Natural selection by swim test is next, then they’re processed into duck tape.

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    unfair.de  4 months ago

    The wonder of miniaturization.

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