Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 06, 2022

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    suv2000  4 months ago

    No you won’t just eat the snail as a snack while you exercise

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    Rhonda Santis  4 months ago

    Just run around the outside. More exercise, too!

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    Superfrog  4 months ago

    And it’s going to be a bit slimy.

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    jasonsnakelover  4 months ago

    If you’re not squeamish about getting slimed, jump on the snail so you won’t have to put up with him trying to use that anymore.

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    angelolady Premium Member 4 months ago

    Laughing!

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    Jayalexander  4 months ago

    jump on ahead he’ll slide along behind.

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    backyardcowboy  4 months ago

    At least they beat the Sloth to the gym.

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    unfair.de  4 months ago

    Every gym. Always.

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    goboboyd  4 months ago

    It will be awhile before they finish wiping down the machine when they’re done. Beware of snails wearing spandex.

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    oakie817  4 months ago

    you’ll be slip slidin’ away

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    petermerck  4 months ago

    You think it’s annoying now. Wait until the snail pulls out his phone to text between sets. Or as I call it the Gen X, Y Z workout.

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    walstib  4 months ago

    My wife uses the walking track at our community center, and sometimes gets stuck behind a couple of very slow clueless side-by-side wide-bodies who don’t stay to the right.

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    the lost wizard  4 months ago

    Wait until you see that escargot. :)

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    CoffeeBob Premium Member 4 months ago

    And crikey, look, now he’s stopped to look at his phone!

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    George C. Hopkins  4 months ago

    What? Does no one recognize a celebrity? That’s SLURMS McKENZIE!

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