Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 06, 2022

No you won’t just eat the snail as a snack while you exercise

Just run around the outside. More exercise, too!

And it’s going to be a bit slimy.

If you’re not squeamish about getting slimed, jump on the snail so you won’t have to put up with him trying to use that anymore.

Laughing!

jump on ahead he’ll slide along behind.

At least they beat the Sloth to the gym.

Every gym. Always.

It will be awhile before they finish wiping down the machine when they’re done. Beware of snails wearing spandex.

you’ll be slip slidin’ away

You think it’s annoying now. Wait until the snail pulls out his phone to text between sets. Or as I call it the Gen X, Y Z workout.

My wife uses the walking track at our community center, and sometimes gets stuck behind a couple of very slow clueless side-by-side wide-bodies who don’t stay to the right.

Wait until you see that escargot. :)

And crikey, look, now he’s stopped to look at his phone!

What? Does no one recognize a celebrity? That’s SLURMS McKENZIE!