Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 03, 2022

Teaching our kids such nonsense is it getting us nowhere

They aren’t blindfolded? How will kids learn the Ways of the Force?

i.e. “Whale on it like it owes you money!”

Stick it to the man, er, piñata

What did Patrick ever do to you?

Beat it like he stole something.

What? No blindfold?

“Okay, Patty, now demand to know where his wife is.”

Whoa! Better stand way back.

Looks more like Malararky…

Too bad she has to choke up so high on that stick to control it, because she could generate a lot more power if she could unleash a nice swing while gripping down at the bottom end of it.

And that would be a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very good thing for us all.

I’m gonna interpret it as “don’t be tentative.” The anger is deserved.

I’d like to see them play Pin the Tail on the Donkey. :)

I’ve already seen a patriarchy “smash cake.”

Thought you were supposed to be blind folded……

Trump piñata’s! Only problem is that it’s not candy that comes out. Something more diarr.