Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 14, 2022

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    C  7 months ago

    So you leaf me no choice

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    jasonsnakelover  7 months ago

    Can they make sounds inside the space station?

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    seanfear  7 months ago

    story of my life

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    The Reader Premium Member 7 months ago

    In space, there is no air to blow your leaves.

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    HarryLime Premium Member 7 months ago

    Isn’t he a tad large for “a little green man?”

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    dflak  7 months ago

    Someone is always running a gasoline-powered something or other in my neighborhood. It can be a lawnmower, weed trimmer, chain saw, wood chipper or leaf blower.

    I use and electric leaf blower. It works well for me and it’s not as noisy. I have to manage the cord, but it always starts on the first pull.

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    johnjoyce  7 months ago

    In an episode of Inside the Actor’s Studio, Tommy Lee Jones told host James Lipton that a leaf blower is the sound he hates most.

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    Lee26 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Feel free to rake them for me, Mr Alien. Or is that gun to vaporize them?

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    Zebrastripes  7 months ago

    Now he’ll rid of the source…a zapping blower-gun!

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    e.groves  7 months ago

    I just mow the leaves. With a gas-powered mower. It’s noisy too but doesn’t stir up as much dust.

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    oakie817  7 months ago

    remember it’s @ before # except after $

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    Tired  7 months ago

    It’s my be-leaf he’s going to be blown away.

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    KEA  7 months ago

    I wish!

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    FassEddie  7 months ago

    I’ll be glad when everyone switches to the battery powered leaf blowers. Those ICE’s are awful!

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member 7 months ago

    Dante would have posited yet another circle of hell for the inventor of those infernal things.

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    PDXCubbie  7 months ago

    I HATE LEAF BLOWERS! The worst case of noise & air pollution I have ever known! And what is the point of them?? They just blow leaves around………doesn’t the wind do that? LOL!

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    ocarol7 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Bring back raking for the benefit of all our ears and sanity-

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    WCraft Premium Member 7 months ago

    That’s the only thing that bothers you about Earth?

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    sjlowens  7 months ago

    Banned in Alameda, CA starting January 1, 2023! Gas-powered leaf-blowers, not aliens. We will still have plenty of aliens.

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    GKBOWOOD Premium Member 7 months ago

    ZAP IT NOW!!!

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    CoffeeBob Premium Member 7 months ago

    Just curious, when the Flat-Earthers blow their leaves off the edge, do they just float away, or do they drop down onto the turtle?

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    schaefer jim  7 months ago

    You bet!

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    Caeruleancentaur  7 months ago

    Not to mention the carbon footprint made by leaf blowers and other non-essential internal combustion engines.

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    Ernest_CT  7 months ago

    Hearing loss is no joke.

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