Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 26, 2023

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 8 months ago

    Makes sense to me.

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    allen@home  8 months ago

    Oh he’s good. Drop dead and didn’t spill a drop.

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    Jayalexander  8 months ago

    He did’nt have a cigarette to suck on or a phone to swipe. Felt too akward to converse.

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    unfair.de  8 months ago

    Impossumable behavior.

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    Carl  Premium Member 8 months ago

    I can’t do that anymore, at my age they think its real and call an ambulance.

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    coffeemom88  8 months ago

    Love the the wine glass is still upright . . . a dedicated introvert.

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    pooped possum party pranks

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    pathamil  8 months ago

    …or when he’s had enough alcohol.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member 8 months ago

    have to remember this for the next party – I think I’ll spill my drink though to make it more realistic

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    PixieFun  8 months ago

    Like how he’s keeping the wine glass level.

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    akachman Premium Member 8 months ago

    Very nice move.

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member 8 months ago

    Once, my neighbor’s kitten was trying to play with a possum. I used a folded up chair to try gently nudging the possum into leaving. It rolled over and held its paw as if it were broken, and I felt awful. Then I realized, oh, that’s why they call it playing possum.

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    Zebrastripes  8 months ago

    Can I have his wine? LOL

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    Bill The Nuke  8 months ago

    Reminds me of the character in Jurassic World who is running while keeping his 2 margaritas from spilling. Anyone know who played that character?

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    walstib  8 months ago

    I’m outgoing and sociable, but most parties finally end about 45 minutes after I’m ready to leave.

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    goboboyd  8 months ago

    And didn’t spill a drop so you know he’s faking it.

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    anomalous4  8 months ago

    I’m an introvert who actually likes going to parties (as long as they’re not TOO LOUD). I can usually find a fellow introvert there to sit off to the side & people-watch & talk with. Some of the best times have been when that fellow introvert is the host’s cat (which made people think I was drunk on my butt even though I wasn’t – staying with ginger ale so I could drive home), but I’ve been known to get into such deep convos with fellow human introverts that we end up being the last ones there (& helping with cleanup, of course!)…

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    Elder Lee Fox  8 months ago

    I took a nap on the floor at a wetting-down party in Japan. Next morning, worst sake headache of all time. Gave up drinking as a hobby.

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    WCraft Premium Member 8 months ago

    The giveaway was that he wasn’t going to spill his wine if he wasn’t really dead.

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    mwksix  8 months ago

    And he didn’t spill a drop!

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    raybarb44  8 months ago

    Seen that before……

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    tom494  8 months ago

    WHAT?!?! That works?!?! I gotta try it.

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    ekke  8 months ago

    As do I. Takes me, oh, 15 minutes.

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    MFRXIM Premium Member 8 months ago

    How I feel when the TV is on too long and too loud!

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    ars731  8 months ago

    Have to try that some time.

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    jmcenanly  8 months ago

    He does have the presence of mind to keep his wine glass vertical while he’s horizontal

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    l3i7l  8 months ago

    I’ve done that a time or two. Even dozed off while holding a beverage. Was woken up when somebody tried taking the drink out of my hand.

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    tinstar  8 months ago

    He’s just playing possum.

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    gopher gofer  8 months ago

    he’s not really a party animal…

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