Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 20, 2023

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    allen@home  6 months ago

    Yeah i’m finding trouble believing that as well.

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    oldpine52  6 months ago

    Yeah, there’s no way he could have got out of Paris alive.

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    Erse IS better  6 months ago

    Travel stickers are easily available online…

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      6 months ago

    snail mail is slow, but it gets around

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    seanfear  6 months ago

    definitely not Paris. Definitely.

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    backyardcowboy  6 months ago

    Turbo in his later years?

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    jel354  6 months ago

    Those stamps are less dangerous than another type.

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    akachman Premium Member 6 months ago

    Super cute!

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  6 months ago

    George Santos pre-reincarnation.

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    The Orange Mailman  6 months ago

    His name is Matt and he does a little dance.

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    bookworm0812  6 months ago

    Check his passport.

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    Investtillitsgone  6 months ago

    He never would’ve made it back from Paris!

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    smgray  6 months ago

    Oh look. It’s the George Santos snail.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  6 months ago

    It’s easy to travel anywhere in the world when your name is Elon Mollusk.

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    jango  6 months ago

    Around the World in 80 Days…but at a snail’s pace would take better part of a millennia

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    txq  6 months ago

    George Snailtos

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 6 months ago

    Dollar Store just around the corner sells stickers.

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    Escargot in a light garlic sauce …yummy!


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    poppacapsmokeblower  6 months ago

    Think about a snail crawling onto an airplane in NYC, crawling back to its assigned seat, eating a peanut, then crawling to the restroom, returning to its seat and then, after a short pause, crawling off the airplane. I can picture that as a world tour. Now purchasing the stickers is a problem, but not the trip. Hey, the airline might retire the airplane by then.

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    mwksix  6 months ago

    It’s easy if those are airmail destinations!

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    paranormal  6 months ago

    The patches cover holes in his shell…

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    xSigoff Premium Member 6 months ago

    Reminds me of back in the day when people would proudly plaster bumper stickers of all the places they had been. They didn’t make bumper stickers where I had been.

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    T...  6 months ago

    Some hood kid’s tagging him…

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    dsatvoinde Premium Member 6 months ago

    Tokio, TX Paris, TX London, AR Rome, GA Athens, GA ……(the first is a stretch)

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 6 months ago

    It’s the ‘Santos Snail’!

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    raybarb44  6 months ago

    Odds are that he IS exaggerating….

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    j.l.farmer  6 months ago

    How old is he, a thousand?

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 6 months ago

    Not unless he is the spoiled pet snail of some wealthy world traveler.

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    wordsmeet  6 months ago

    Maybe he’s a spoiled escargot and he got rejected from all those places?

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