Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 23, 2023

I feel that, for the lemon, the lemon squeezy way will be the hard way.

one sounds as bad as the other

no wonder he has such a sour expression

It’s gonna be the hard way. They are getting thirsty for some Lemonade.

That’s just twisted.

He’s lost his zest for life.

They get lots of zest from this work.

Is there a difference?

The floor’s gonna be yellow purty quick.

Have you hugged a lemon today?

How about we don’t do this at all.

When life gives you lemons……

He’ll lose his zest for life soon.

They’re a-peel-ing to his bitter zesty self…

“Squeeze my lemon, till the juice runs down my leg” good old LZ.

His name’s Mike and he’s had a hard life. All they’ll get is Mike’s Hard Lemonade outta him.

they are going to polish him off

He needs someone to come to his ade.

Orange you glad I didn’t write zest?

I think we should try the “Winner, winner, chicken dinner” way.

I don’t mind a quick squeeze once in a while, but nobody, and I mean nobody puts the squeeze on me without pouring a little sugar on it honey.

Let’s hope the tormenters get squirted right in the eye.

I see they intercepted the Chick-fil-A lemonade maker…

They’re gonna make lemonade out of the poor sap…

I really like this one. Five chuckles!

Nope.

But their methods will prove fruitless.

The start of lemon zest…

Could get beaten to a pulp.

Oh no.. it’s all gone pear-shaped.

When life give you lemons…