Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 23, 2023

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    FreihEitner Premium Member 6 months ago

    I feel that, for the lemon, the lemon squeezy way will be the hard way.

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      6 months ago

    one sounds as bad as the other

    no wonder he has such a sour expression

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    allen@home  6 months ago

    It’s gonna be the hard way. They are getting thirsty for some Lemonade.

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    Jonathan Lemon creator 6 months ago

    That’s just twisted.

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    kaffekup   6 months ago

    He’s lost his zest for life.

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    Superfrog  6 months ago

    They get lots of zest from this work.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 6 months ago

    Is there a difference?

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 6 months ago

    The floor’s gonna be yellow purty quick.

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    Imagine  6 months ago

    Have you hugged a lemon today?

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    How about we don’t do this at all.

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    backyardcowboy  6 months ago

    When life gives you lemons……

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    Nuliajuk  6 months ago

    He’ll lose his zest for life soon.

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    They’re a-peel-ing to his bitter zesty self…

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    Ned Snipes  6 months ago

    “Squeeze my lemon, till the juice runs down my leg” good old LZ.

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    backyardcowboy  6 months ago

    His name’s Mike and he’s had a hard life. All they’ll get is Mike’s Hard Lemonade outta him.

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    ktsndog  6 months ago

    they are going to polish him off

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  6 months ago

    He needs someone to come to his ade.

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    Herd of Turtles  6 months ago

    Orange you glad I didn’t write zest?

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    wongo  6 months ago

    I think we should try the “Winner, winner, chicken dinner” way.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member 6 months ago

    I don’t mind a quick squeeze once in a while, but nobody, and I mean nobody puts the squeeze on me without pouring a little sugar on it honey.

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member 6 months ago

    Let’s hope the tormenters get squirted right in the eye.

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    WCraft Premium Member 6 months ago

    I see they intercepted the Chick-fil-A lemonade maker…

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    paranormal  6 months ago

    They’re gonna make lemonade out of the poor sap…

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    dwagner200  6 months ago

    I really like this one. Five chuckles!

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    The Brooklyn Accent  6 months ago

    But their methods will prove fruitless.

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    T...  6 months ago

    The start of lemon zest…

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    Phydeux  6 months ago

    Could get beaten to a pulp.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  6 months ago

    Oh no.. it’s all gone pear-shaped.

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    wordsmeet  6 months ago

    When life give you lemons…

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