Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 12, 2023

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    C  7 months ago

    Idiot proof

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    Superfrog  7 months ago

    They called him the Cutlery Kid.

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    David_the_CAD  7 months ago

    Don’t worry too much about it. He will never bring them again.

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    Asharah  7 months ago

    Did everyone use forks back then?

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 7 months ago

    Is a spatula okay?

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 7 months ago

    Check him. I think he has a melon baller hidden in his boot.

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    mddshubby2005  7 months ago

    “And a Salad Shooter is not as useful as you’d think.”

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 7 months ago

    Born to be a human shield.

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    MeanBob Premium Member 7 months ago

    Mom used to do a lot of damage with a wooden spoon.

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    danketaz Premium Member 7 months ago

    But what if there’s ice cream?

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      7 months ago

    “I ᴡᴀs ʜᴏᴘɪɴ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ’ᴅ ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴘɪᴇ ғɪɢʜᴛ ɪɴsᴛᴇᴀᴅ”

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    Doug K  7 months ago

    He forgot to bring a napkin.

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    Doug K  7 months ago

    Now put your Hi-Ho Silver away.

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    P51Strega  7 months ago

    Jeffery Dahmer doesn’t care who wins, as long as someone loses.

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    walstib  7 months ago

    He meant don’t bring a Swiss Army Knife.

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    Dogtreat Premium Member 7 months ago

    He should have mansplained it.

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    Kaputnik  7 months ago

    Actually, it’s fine to bring a knife, fork, and spoon to a gunfight. But bring a gun too. You can have your picnic lunch later if you survive.

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    Lee26 Premium Member 7 months ago

    It never bothered James Coburn in the Magnificent Seven!

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    johnjoyce  7 months ago

    Thanks for the great laugh this morning, Dave!

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    jdthird  7 months ago

    He’s a fine young cannibal…

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    Zebrastripes  7 months ago

    Some just don’t get it!

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    Saddenedby Premium Member 7 months ago

    he’s a spooner, not a fighter – so just stick a fork in him cause he’s done!

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    poppacapsmokeblower  7 months ago

    The distances shown are good for a gun fight, knives are for close in fighting. Mythbusters demonstrated that.

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    Cerabooge  7 months ago

    No problem, he also brought his tea cup.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  7 months ago

    He must have thought there was a Gunfight at the Golden Corral.

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    mistercatworks  7 months ago

    Of course, this is the kind of guy you would not want behind you with a gun, anyway.

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    drds2  7 months ago

    Thanks for the LOL!

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    A Common 'tator  7 months ago

    Over 150 years ago, they were shooting each other, and would you believe it, they’re still shooting each other… That’s what I call advancement…

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    T...  7 months ago

    He’s gonna get forked for that one…

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 7 months ago

    He always followed his mother’s wishes, Even on the range he used two sets of dishes

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    meowlin  7 months ago

    Do bring a knife to a gunfight. For when/if you run out of bullets.

    Just don’t forget to bring a gun or two.

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    Vaporman  7 months ago

    “Use the Fork, Cool Hand Luke…”

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    kjnrun  7 months ago

    I found this quite funny. Very creative.

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    briggs.roy078  7 months ago

    What Jed didn’t know, was that Clem had been using his fork and spoon to eat beans; lots and lots of beans.

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    txq  7 months ago

    Heigh-ho silverware!

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