They called him the Cutlery Kid.
Don’t worry too much about it. He will never bring them again.
Did everyone use forks back then?
Is a spatula okay?
Check him. I think he has a melon baller hidden in his boot.
“And a Salad Shooter is not as useful as you’d think.”
Born to be a human shield.
Mom used to do a lot of damage with a wooden spoon.
But what if there’s ice cream?
“I ᴡᴀs ʜᴏᴘɪɴ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ’ᴅ ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴘɪᴇ ғɪɢʜᴛ ɪɴsᴛᴇᴀᴅ”
He forgot to bring a napkin.
Now put your Hi-Ho Silver away.
Jeffery Dahmer doesn’t care who wins, as long as someone loses.
He meant don’t bring a Swiss Army Knife.
He should have mansplained it.
Actually, it’s fine to bring a knife, fork, and spoon to a gunfight. But bring a gun too. You can have your picnic lunch later if you survive.
It never bothered James Coburn in the Magnificent Seven!
Thanks for the great laugh this morning, Dave!
He’s a fine young cannibal…
Some just don’t get it!
he’s a spooner, not a fighter – so just stick a fork in him cause he’s done!
The distances shown are good for a gun fight, knives are for close in fighting. Mythbusters demonstrated that.
No problem, he also brought his tea cup.
He must have thought there was a Gunfight at the Golden Corral.
Of course, this is the kind of guy you would not want behind you with a gun, anyway.
Thanks for the LOL!
Over 150 years ago, they were shooting each other, and would you believe it, they’re still shooting each other… That’s what I call advancement…
He’s gonna get forked for that one…
He always followed his mother’s wishes, Even on the range he used two sets of dishes
Do bring a knife to a gunfight. For when/if you run out of bullets.
Just don’t forget to bring a gun or two.
“Use the Fork, Cool Hand Luke…”
I found this quite funny. Very creative.
What Jed didn’t know, was that Clem had been using his fork and spoon to eat beans; lots and lots of beans.
July 17, 2015