Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for September 27, 2023

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    Wilde Bill  5 months ago

    That’s what you get for giving them free will. Oh, I forgot, free will is an illusion,

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    amethyst52 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Don’t give up on us. Please.

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    Erse IS better  5 months ago

    Me too. I bet most everybody who builds stuff feels that way.

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    David_the_CAD  5 months ago

    We are a work in progress. Always have been, probably always will be.

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    Zykoic  5 months ago

    Sometimes feels like a species test lab.

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    The Reader Premium Member 5 months ago

    It was a rush job, he was only given six days until completion.

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    Imagine  5 months ago

    You can only get better.

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    Kilrwat Premium Member 5 months ago

    Compared with the Big Bang, the Earth is a relatively recent ouvre.

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    e.groves  5 months ago

    Things were great up until your vanity took over. Creating beings in your own image. What were you thinking?

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    ekw555  5 months ago

    you mean the dinosaurs?

    they were pretty cool, actually.

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    clacou  5 months ago

    You should resign, go into exile and never show your face again… oh! Right, you already did all that…

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    ThreeDogDad Premium Member 5 months ago

    Scrap it, learn from your mistakes, and try again.

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    Daltongang Premium Member 5 months ago

    As you should.

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    dflak  5 months ago

    It would still be a good planet if we treated Mother Nature the way mothers should be treated.

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    I agree….some of the early works are for the rock ages.

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member 5 months ago

    Sometimes early work ends up being a hot item later on. Like earth.

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    Allan CB Premium Member 5 months ago

    Another flood, wouldn’t be a bad thing.

    Maybe a mega ice age, that kills off the humans.

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    ragsarooni Premium Member 5 months ago

    Amen to that…

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 5 months ago

    Why.. as an alien programmer this “earth thing” is just a game, and like all games designed just for fun, to see what happens.

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    PoodleGroomer  5 months ago

    Take notes for the restart after this sun burns out.

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    Just_Karl  5 months ago

    Just remember, the answer is 42.

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    andersjg Premium Member 5 months ago

    Control, Alt, DELETE….

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    timinwsac Premium Member 5 months ago

    A god having second thoughts?

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    anomalous4  5 months ago

    Or as Ceiling Cat said in The LOLcat Bible, “I should hav kept it in Beta longer.”

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    chief tommy  5 months ago

    was tRump part of your grand design?

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    Mike Baldwin creator 5 months ago

    Funny cuz it’s true, and it explains so much!

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    Treehggr87 Premium Member 5 months ago

    The earth is perfect. The “humans” that were dropped off here, not so much…

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    bdpoltergeist Premium Member 5 months ago

    we humans are just a beta version

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    unfair.de  5 months ago

    Show me some of your newer ones.

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    wildlandwaters  5 months ago

    The earth is fine…it’s the infestation that’s the problem!

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    tee929  5 months ago

    ’Nuf said.!

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    PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 5 months ago

    We are cringeworthy.

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    ganeydn  5 months ago

    said Slartybartfast

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    mrwiskers  5 months ago

    Which begs the question, “Whom do you think pulls the strings on this ‘ol planet? An invisible entity different cultures have been creating in their image over millennia or the boys with all the toys?

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