Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 28, 2023

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    Concretionist  6 months ago

    The near equivalent in our medical practice is actually getting less horrible. That doesn’t mean it’s not horrible at all, but definitely less.

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    Ivy Valory Premium Member 6 months ago

    You know, this is the third millennium. There’s got to be a better way.

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    oldpine52  6 months ago

    The prep is always worse than the probing, anyone who has undergone a colonoscopy knows this.

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    Imagine  6 months ago

    Well, that’s a relief.

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    The Reader Premium Member 6 months ago

    Earthlings, always with the probing questions!

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    e.groves  6 months ago

    I knew a man whose first colonoscopy was without anesthetic. He said it was very unpleasant.

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    jango  6 months ago

    A proctologist once said prior to doing a digital rectal exam, “Believe me. I like this about as much as you do”.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 6 months ago

    After my first colonoscopy showed nothing I went with the yearly sample test. Sometimes it has seemed like too much but upon comparison it’s no big deal.

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    uniquename  6 months ago

    I sure he feels much more comforted now.

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    ArtyD2 Premium Member 6 months ago

    My doctor wanted a second opinion, so he used two fingers.

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    Spacetech  6 months ago

    And Root Canals.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  6 months ago

    Yes, E.T.’s rather unpleasant.

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    They worry because they’re in a spaceship and not in a hospital bed…..

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    The Brooklyn Accent  6 months ago

    One of my many colonoscopies was performed on 31 October. I asked the doctor if his assistants were born in other countries. When he answered yes, I said, “Great. Now I can tell my friends that I was taken by aliens and subjected to an anal probe on Halloween.”

    He didn’t seem amused.

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    PoodleGroomer  6 months ago

    Mix this in a gallon of water and drink it.

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    Robert Miller Premium Member 6 months ago

    I know someone who would love to have foreplay and probing…

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    raybarb44  6 months ago

    Not a very consoling statement…..

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    Peam Premium Member 6 months ago

    One would have hoped that aliens from the planet Procto would have found a better way to prep.

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    PoodleGroomer  6 months ago

    The potty is in the corner. Make sure you turn on the gravity.

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