Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 01, 2023

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    Asharah  5 months ago

    Do you also have advice on blood stains?

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    STEPUP  5 months ago

    Some sparkling water will get them right out.

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    The Reader Premium Member 5 months ago

    Actually, I don’t want it back. (I think he just went #2 in it.)

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    uniquename  5 months ago

    I don’t think they planned to unroll it.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  5 months ago

    Those rugs tend to get a little stiff.

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    jossy138  5 months ago

    That’s also the way to make sure used bond papers can go through the photocopier without a jam.

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    kaffekup   5 months ago

    Nice to see thugs with a sense of style.

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    It’s probably easier just to cut up the rug and dump it…

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    David Rickard Premium Member 5 months ago

    Leave the rug. Take the cannoli.

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    mfrasca  5 months ago

    That rug really tied the room together, did it not?

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 5 months ago

    Right, boss. Wouldn’t want it to look as if the rug had ever been taken up, would we?

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    Caeruleancentaur  5 months ago

    So pleased to hear the man say, “lie flat.” So often one hears “lay flat”.

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    Bryan Smith Premium Member 4 months ago

    “But if we do that the blood stains will show.”

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