Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 18, 2024

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    Superfrog  2 months ago

    I didn’t think he would look this tall or pleasant. I always assumed he’d be a nasty little ducker.

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    tudza Premium Member 2 months ago

    Sometimes you just have to say WHAT THE DUCK?

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    Jayalexander  2 months ago

    My, my, my Two quacks in one.

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    nyrB Premium Member 2 months ago

    what the duck???

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    Differentname  2 months ago

    Why A Duck?

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    markkahler52  2 months ago

    He had a pet duck who was (unfortunately) misspelled….

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    Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member 2 months ago

    very clever!

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    Curly Fries  2 months ago

    He decided that the autocorrect can go straight to he’ll.

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    JoeStoppinghem Premium Member 2 months ago

    Was it supposed to be a dog, instead of a duck? With autocorrect who knows what it will do.

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    phritzg Premium Member 2 months ago

    Good thing there’s a sign, or I might have thought it was a statue of the inventor of DuckDuckGo.

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    TBenzedrine Premium Member 2 months ago

    Wasn’t his name Otto Co-wrecked??

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    Blissfulvalley Premium Member 2 months ago

    Brilliant! This wins the internet for today.

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    uniquename  2 months ago

    He died young and left his estate, including royalties, to his pet. It’s, you know, a lucky duck.

    Sorry.

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    MRBLUESKY529  2 months ago

    There is a special place in Hello for this guy.

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    txq  2 months ago

    He’s mallardjusted.

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    rebroxanna  2 months ago

    I don’t get it?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  2 months ago

    Was he a schmuck?

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    timinwsac Premium Member 2 months ago

    And his brother invented duck tape.

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    TBenzedrine Premium Member 2 months ago

    “I’ve no more ducks to give,

    My ducks have all run dry.

    I tried to go duck shopping

    But there’s no ducks left to buy.

    I’ve no more ducks to give

    Tho’ ducks I’ve tried to get.

    I’m over my duck budget

    And I’m now in Ducking debt!!!

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    Daltongang Premium Member 2 months ago

    THE MAN WHO INVENTED AUTOCORRECT SHOULD BURN IN HELLO!

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    xSigoff Premium Member 2 months ago

    Let me clarify the confusion: IT’S HIS PET DUCK!. You’re welcome.

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    brooklyn51  2 months ago

    The inventor of autocorrect died last monkey. His funnel will be held the day after tomato.

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    kathybear  2 months ago

    I get the DUCK part – but pet? I’m not sure whta to make of it

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    the lost wizard  2 months ago

    Aye don’t get it. :)

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    Dobie  Premium Member 2 months ago

    He passed quitely in his sleep!

    His funeral was held last Monkey.

    May he roast in peas!

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    The Brooklyn Accent  2 months ago

    That’s just daffy.

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    TrixieinDixie Premium Member 2 months ago

    When I get a new phone, one of the first things I do is turn off the autocorrect feature. I don’t need my phone trying to guess what I was trying to say when I know what I’m trying to say.

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    dpatrickryan Premium Member 2 months ago

    Dear autocorrect: it’s NEVER “duck”.

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    mistercatworks  2 months ago

    A long way to go for an obscene joke that has nothing to do with a statue or a duck.

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    rwh2  2 months ago

    Behold the duck.

    It does not cluck.

    A cluck it lacks.

    It quacks.

    It is specially fond

    Of a puddle or pond.

    When it dines or sups,

    It bottoms ups.

    The Duck by Ogden Nash

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    christelisbetty  2 months ago

    It was really supposed to be his pet cat Richard, but the e-mailed order forms……….

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    Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I thought Chuck Farley invented autocorrect.

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