Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 27, 2024

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    rcham2k  3 months ago

    The cone of Irritation

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    Hey! You can’t park there!

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    FreihEitner Premium Member 3 months ago

    Road work ahead (starting next month but blocked off now).

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    Digital Frog  3 months ago

    VLC Media player?

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    Jayalexander  3 months ago

    It’s always the BEST SPOTS.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 3 months ago

    And your brother who invented the speed bump was banished from the village!

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    dflak  3 months ago

    I wrote a letter to my elected official, “Dear Governor, New Jersey called. They want their barriers back.”

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    loridobson Premium Member 3 months ago

    He also invented Speed Bump!

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    PaulZagorsky  3 months ago

    could be a driving test!

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 3 months ago

    It’s a course for dogs to navigate.

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    Lady loves a joke  3 months ago

    I remember a driving instructor talking about maneuverability around parking cones, but they weren’t allowed to teach parallel parking…Go figure.

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    Munch  3 months ago

    ’Tis the season.

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    Just_Karl  3 months ago

    I’ve heard them called “Orange Highway Blossoms” because of how they pop up every Spring.

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    uniquename  3 months ago

    Orange rocks?

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    TBenzedrine Premium Member 3 months ago

    All I can think of is the scene from “Blazing Saddles” where Mongo parks his Brahma bull outside the saloon.“You can’t park that animal there!!”And Mongo proceeds to punch out a horse….

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    Cerabooge  3 months ago

    But they make good hats for The Coneheads.

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    Stocky One  3 months ago
    That’s George Pylon, the famous inventor!
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    oakie817  3 months ago

    and thus it begins

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    mfrasca  3 months ago

    The Illinois Department of Transportation bought the naming rights to our local Class A Midwest League baseball team.

    For one day they were the Peoria Orange Barrels.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    Whenever he yells “What are those?”, I scream “Cones!!”

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    jel354  3 months ago

    He stuck his nose where it shouldn’t have gone (grindstone).

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    Jeffin Premium Member 3 months ago

    We’re from France…

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    PoodleGroomer  3 months ago

    His new products include orange striped barrels with flashing lights.

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    pripley  3 months ago

    Better that kind of cone than “the cone of silence” (old Get Smart TV show reference).

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    CoffeeBob Premium Member 3 months ago

    And up ahead is a flashing arrow sign and a zipper lane.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 3 months ago

    Lost in the cone zone!

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    BigBoy  3 months ago

    Orange Megaphones! I like to pick them up and shout: You there, come out with your hands up and you will not be harmed.

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    christelisbetty  3 months ago

    Now he has to invent a “road”.

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    tudza Premium Member 3 months ago

    Wicker or some other plant fiber, tar, and ochre for color.

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    dflak  3 months ago

    Remember, moss always grows on the north side of a workman’s shovel. – Rodney in an old Wizard of ID cartoon.

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    lnrokr55  3 months ago

    Just another Cone Head!

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