Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 21, 2024

that’s why I am Red Raspberry only.

I laughed way too hard at this one!

Should make one dizzy delight.

Good one…

But why would he need that fluid on an obviously sunny day?

That would make a mess of the windshield.

This ice cream tastes so clean!

mmmm Prestone De-Icer Sno-Cones yummy!

Good thing he didn’t misplace the antifreeze.

Takes the bugs right off your tongue.

At this point…..don’t ask

“Blue raspberry” is an unnatural abomination even when it isn’t flavored with wiper fluid.

Poison the hood.

Yay! Killing people with ethylene glycol is funny!

That could be why engine noises were coming out of the music speakers.

I don’t know what formula the makers of the blue wiper fluid are using these days. At least the kind you buy around here. It used to smell like Windex which doesn’t smell bad. But now, when I use it, it smells like yogurt. Can’t wait until I use up the stuff that came with my car so I can start buying the purple stuff again.

That should take care of the neighbourhood.

I would have thought it being not as thick as syrup and the smell would have given it away when you put it on the cones.

Oupsy!