Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 22, 2024

Tall hair guys must have beaten short hair guys.

Holding your applause is just a small sacrifice.

I think the audience is in the splash zone, like at a Gallagher show.

ANOTHER sacrifice???!!!

Seating will be by rank. There will be no line jumping.

The guy on the end looks like he needs to use the lavatory.

Seems like that society has a pretty severe punishment for choosing a different haircut.

As for myself, I would like for each guy before me to get a standing ovation and multiple curtain calls.

Hot sauce!

Just think of it as hot tub at a spa.

Seems like a waste of rope and grass skirts; couldn’t they just toss them in naked?

Terrifyingly, you don’t sink into lava, but skitter around like water on a hot skillet. Hope that makes your current situation better.

They don’t look like virgins, but then, how can you really tell?

I thought they’d be holding up judging signs after each one.

They lava good sacrifice.

I like speed bump but ones like this are triggering. I need to remove it from my list, sadly.

Why are they looking so worried? It’s a mud bath in Arizona.

Joe vs. The Volcano.

Are they scoring the dives for points for best belly flop?

Well, at least it isn’t death by unga bunga.