Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 09, 2024

And then you have pepper-jack tummy all night long.

Just edam.

Too much cheese. Try peanut butter.

but which are the puppy uppers and which are the doggy downers?

Says no to cheesy pills.

Fun pills smeared with cheese whiz.

What is Moz?

Perhaps all that cheese may be contributing to your constipation!

Which are Centrum?

What about peanut butter?

Thanks for the reminder to take my morning pills … no cheese necessary.

I think I’d go with Moz in the morning, Pepperjack in the afternoon, and Cheddar at night.

I wouldn’t give a dog pepperjack, or any seasoned cheese. Stick with the bland ones.

“And with all of them I eat the cheese and spit out the pill”

I would rather have Bitburger Pils.

Pepper Jack for a dog?!

“Take heart amid the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting enough cheese…”

Swiss didn’t work, you could still see the pills.

Moz ???

Store brand peanut butter works best, dogs don’t know the difference between national brands and generic ones and don’t care.

Dogs should not eat any kind of hot peppers (e.g. pepper-jack cheese). They can cause vomiting, diarrhea, and flatulence.

And cheese should generally be avoided, although small amounts should not be harmful unless your dog happens to be lactose intolerant, in which case, also vomiting, diarrhea, and flatulence.

Moz?? (Mozzarella?)

If only they made my pills like that!

what? no Swiss??

Oooohh, great tip, thanks!