Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 13, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 2 months ago

    Don’t we all.

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    Concretionist  2 months ago

    As well he MIGHT!

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 2 months ago

    Perfection is unachievable. Law of Unforeseen Consequences.

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    The Duke  2 months ago

    Never look back.

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    Jayalexander  2 months ago

    “That’s one up one me” said one woman.

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    Jml58  2 months ago

    If I didn´t make it, who did?

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    blunebottle  2 months ago

    I’ve always wondered what He did on the eighth day?

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    WorkshopGardener Premium Member 2 months ago

    There was no need to obsess because all God did was good until he made man and woman and that was very good. Everything was good until we messed it up.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  2 months ago

    So you passed your misery on to us. Heck of a guy.

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    e.groves  2 months ago

    And on the eighth day, God created the Marines. Semper Fi!

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    jango  2 months ago

    God getting to use that engineering degree!

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    gpjhard  2 months ago

    “I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.” – Oscar Wilde

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    JudyAz  2 months ago

    Actually, we are God’s middle-school science project.

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    bobbyferrel  2 months ago

    God made everything and then rested. The He mad woman from the rib of man and since then neither man nor God has rested.

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    Rev Phnk Ey  2 months ago

    Pretty bad posture for a God.

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    ira.crank  2 months ago

    Regrets, I’ve had a few—okay, maybe a few billion.

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    AZCoyote  2 months ago

    The bible is full of ridiculous stories.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 2 months ago

    Alien computer programmers had a lot of bugs to work out. Sadly it seems they left some in.. perhaps deliberately?

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    poppacapsmokeblower  2 months ago

    Well, You got coffee right, so thank you.

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    Skeptical Meg  2 months ago

    So he worked for six days and rested and… was done? Yet people interpreted that we should “start over again on day 8.” Not fair, I say!

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    mistercatworks  2 months ago

    Evolution is the process of trying EVERYTHING differently. As far as we know, that’s the only way that works. It does, however, take hundreds of millions of years.

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    Smeagol  2 months ago

    Shoulda woulda coulda, even the Almighty had second thoughts?

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    gammaguy  2 months ago

    I don’t know which day it was, but God created beavers, whence God dam.

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    UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member 2 months ago

    OGD? Obsessive God Disorder…

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    kaffekup   2 months ago

    He could have gone back and made the avocado pit smaller. We’d have never known.

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    lnrokr55  2 months ago

    That’s why they streaming channels ! ;-)

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member about 2 months ago

    “Our God is a neurotic God…”

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