Steve Benson for April 25, 2011

My invitation surely must have been lost in the mail….

I am unable to attend because of other commitments.

Thank you!

Will and Kate should have just eloped! And saved themselves, England and the world a whole lot of trouble!

^Plus, every paparazzi’s head in the world would have exploded from realizing they had missed this event.

Didn’t we have a little war to get AWAY FROM the British monarchy?

Sooky Rottweiler says; Check Smith in the Sherpa section (not too far away from me!)

I think this must be wishful thinking…

I’d express interest, since they’re two crazy kids who are madly in love. But y’know, ever since Yorktown and the Treaty of Paris, I’ve had better things to do.