Steve Kelley for August 19, 2022

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    Daeder  4 months ago

    A funny from Steve Kelley!

    Savor the moment.

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    LookingGlass Premium Member 4 months ago

    Keystone – Keyhole!!! Pffft!!! No matter!!!

    /SHNARK/

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    Concretionist  4 months ago

    Cute. Nice job, S. Kelley!

    Note that Dr. Oz’s intelligence is like military intelligence in that he can look through a keyhole with both eyes at the same time.

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    knutdl  4 months ago

    Wyoming?

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    VegaAlopex  4 months ago

    The “T” is the keyhole. The rest of us think otherwise. Redner’s is a employee-owned, so Oz went to a socialist grocer!

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    gammaguy  4 months ago

    His opinion of Pennsylvania and Pennsylvanians is a different kind of “hole”, but he couldn’t even say that right.

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    klbdds  4 months ago

    this is funny It’s why I read the comics b4 work. Best medicine.

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    TCA1799 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Kelley finally got one right.

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    Tralfaz Premium Member 4 months ago

    Mr. Kelley, thank you for this.

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    Kilrwat Premium Member 4 months ago

    A rare moment of accurate self-reflection…bravo!

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    rlaker22j  4 months ago

    Vote

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    thelordthygod666  4 months ago

    As Dr. Oz said, “I know every hamlet in Pennsylvania from Montague in the north to Cape May in the south”

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    Civitas Libertas  4 months ago

    F@#$% Dr. Oz. Hope he gets his a$$ handed to him in the fall election. In many ways, he is similar to Donald Trump. Political charlatan, dictator wannabe, with a low IQ who does not realize that the vast majority in this country absolutely despises him. Not too mention a snake oil salesman who peddles anything and everything he can in order to make money while screwing over anyone and everyone he can in the process. Both should be swinging from the gallows, or failing that, spending the rest of their lives in solitary confinement with absolutely no contact with the outside world.

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    IndyW  4 months ago

    Haven’t we learned the lesson of voting for TV celebrities yet?

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    apfelzra Premium Member 4 months ago

    Dr. Ooze has been taking too many of his quack nutritional supplements.

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    Zuhlamon Premium Member 4 months ago

    In other Maga news, SC State Rep. Neal Collins fought back tears, recounting how his anti-abortion vote cost a 19 YO woman her uterus, and almost killed her. Her water broke at 15 weeks, and because the fetus had a heartbeat, doctors could not remove it despite that being the required emergency course of action for a doomed fetus. Instead, she was discharged from the hospital, and she had to experience the agony of having the fetus die inside her body, and she passed the dead fetus in the toilet, nearly bled to death and predictably lapsed into sepsis and was near death when sent back to the hospital for emergency surgery. She won’t conceive again.

    “That weighs on me,” Collins said. “I voted for that bill. These are affecting real people.”

    No shît, really? Was it that no women tried to tell you exactly what the bill would do – or did you just ignore them because your focus was on scoring cheap political points? Duh? Obviously, it was the latter.

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    Zuhlamon Premium Member 4 months ago

    Here’s good ol’ Dr. Quackenbush Oz and his whacka-doodle Covid advice on (where else?) the “Fox & Friends” tЯц❄p-fluffer show, when they made the mistake of getting the hated Dr. Fauci to admit Hydroxychloroquine (espoused by the Dear Leader, himself) is a treatment for COVID. And their number one “Doctor” resource was (ta-dah!) reality TV star Dr. Oz, whose reputation for selling quack cures and weird remedies precedes him.

    Dr. Fauci destroyed Steve “the doüche” Doocy and Dr. Oz in the interview:

    https://crooksandliars.com/2020/04/fox-and-friends-gets-snacked-down-dr-fauci

    No wonder Magas hate Dr. Fauci so much! After all, rumor, ignorance, innuendo, and opinion totally trumps (every pun intended) science and medicine. And BTW, Columbia University doctors and professors petitioned the school to remove “Dr. Oz” from the faculty for “promoting quack treatments and cures.” And they did:

    https://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/news/20220505/columbia-cuts-ties-dr-oz

    https://www.medpagetoday.com/special-reports/exclusives/98539

    But hey, so what if he’s an out-of-state charlatan, quack, and Maga bootlicker? Why should Pennsyltuckians care about “competence” when the number one attribute for a Maga politician is to “stick it to the libs”?

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    Zuhlamon Premium Member 4 months ago

    In case some you were wondering WTF the RWNJ comic dude was bîtching about Biden’s bike, it seems one of his favorite un-American news “sources”, RWNJ NewsMax, had a freakout because the hated usurper, Biden, went on a freaken bike ride.

    Former tЯц☭p WH press secretary (now Newsmax flunky) Sean Spicer whined like a 12-year-old dealing with terminal zits when he attacked President Biden for going on a bike ride this past weekend. His pretense was the anniversary of the fall of Afghanistan.

    Spicer said Afghan women will “take solace knowing that President of the US is out there fighting for – actually he’s having a vacation day. He’s in South Carolina, he’s sitting on the beach probably.” Newsmax then showed video of President Biden taking a bike ride on the beach last Sunday.

    Propagandists like Spicer never tell their audience that it was tЯц☠p who surrendered, in secret, to the Taliban, cutting out the Afghan government and our own military. Or that tЯц☠p took 381 days vacation in one term, more than the two terms of Obama and Bush.

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    schaefer jim  4 months ago

    I hope Oz gets keyed holed

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    Scoutmaster77  4 months ago

    This is DJT’s guy…

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    Jack7528  4 months ago

    True!

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