Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for November 22, 1995
Val: From now on, this is how it works around here...This is your room, so you can clean it. Val: These are your clothes, so you can iron them. Holly: Ok, then since these are your dishes, that must mean you'll be washing them, right? Holly: I don't get it, Alix. My logic is flawless! Alix: Maybe you should try "I didn't ask to be born."