Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for August 22, 2000
Val: 78 messages! Oh, come on! Half of these are from people who work within 50 feet of me! Val: Hey!? Why don't we all just stand up and TALK to each other? Man: I can't see, it's BRIGHT out here. Man 2: Do I know you? Woman: Eep! Woman 2: Talk? Out loud?